1) Wouldn’t it be more clear if you just asked ponies about a date and time? Snow turning to rain isn’t noteworthy. It happens all the time.

Obligatory Sailors.

2) I did not, no. I just don’t really watch others playing games.

3) B: Do you know that? Can you guarantee it? How much time passed between when Princess Twilight lost her powers to Tirek and when Tirek was defeated?

4) I’ve scared myself with a strand of my hair landing wrong more than a few times. But, I mean, how often do you consciously pay attention to your hair? I was literally holding this thing in my mouth.

5) I dom’gtf knmoswae? Basicaiodly itf’s just gfunjniser tghisd waay.*

*I don’t know? Basically it’s just funnier this way.

And these things suck. Seriously. Who designed this? If it had fifteen buttons it could just function off a combination of two keys, instead of also gauging pressure and timing! So simple only a child could do it!