Okay. So I walk through the front door with my bags on my back and an umbrella in my mouth. I turn around to shut the front door and when I turn back I see something out of the corner of my eye! I jump and gasp. Drop the umbrella on the floor. Crash! Drop my bags on the floor. Bang! Dog starts barking and runs to me. Arow-row-row-row! It’s two thirty in the morning and I’ve just woke up the entire house.

And what caused this, you may ask? What was the thing I saw out of the corner of my eye?

The umbrella. The umBRELLA I HAD IN MY MOUTH! I SCARED MYSELF WITH THE UMBRELLA I HAD IN MY OWN MOUTH!