1) And it’s nice that you’re waiting your turn. Very polite.

2) No? I mean no, right? I mean, I can’t imagine.

3) Not unless Princess Luna intervened every night. I couldn’t ask for that.

4 & 5) Two out of four, actually. Which would be a failing grade. I was late last year too. I’m just so busy right now. I have nothing prepared.

I could still do the tell thing, if anypony wants to ask something.

6) Okay, real talk though? I don’t even like Shrek. The messages it presented may have been innovative at the time for a movie theater animation. But for comics, video games, even regular cartoons, not so much. Memes like “get shrekt” and “it’s ogre” are, to me, less ironic and more mockery. The only reason why they’re even notable is because the franchise has penetrated so deep into modern culture that they’re immediately recognizable.

On the other hoof, I’ve never seen Despicable Me or any related media outside of “He’s so fluffy! I’m gonna die!“ Which just makes me like the kid, not the Servbot wannabes.