1) ‘Bout what?

2) Most of those failures. They can just screw up. And really, those things aren’t complicated. Don’t they print directions on them anyway?

Now, neglecting to teach about things like emergency contraception is a failure in sexual education. The notion that, even if there is a failure in a product you can still avoid childbirth, is about the most important fact you can teach. In an ordinary, healthy relationship, pregnancy should always be a choice.

Of course, we’re just beating around the bush here. The obvious direction this is going in is “This is scare tactics, yeah?“ And yeah, it’s scare tactics. Arm you with just enough information to fear something until you’re older at which point you’ve probably figured it out on your own. Are ponies any better at that? Maybe. But they still neglect to cover emergency contraception.

3) Nope. Everypony poops.

4) Bon-Bon: It was everything I thought it would be! It was like we were one!

Lyra: It was nice to not be alone in a dream. For somepony to watch my back.

5) Since that’s a class 1 felony, no. Also [omitted] ew. Celes.