1) I imagine the first time this was used it probably took a while to compose, what with all the symbols.
2) Twilight doesn’t have any guards. And I’m pretty sure she’s trying to keep this on the down low. I probably shouldn’t even be talking about it. Things just keep happening to change our priorities. That nightmare thing. The Almost War. And Twilight disappeared in Canterlot for almost a week.
3) You don’t sound like a cop. You sound like a robot. Also, the illegal drugs have a name.
4) I’m sure there were those that did. Good gracious, am I this far behind on answering questions? Sorry everypony!