I can’t think of any stories that wouldn’t take, like, an hour to write, or aren’t depressing in at least some capacity. I can think of one, but I wasn’t even involved when it supposedly got good.

There was this couple that was playing truth or dare with us once. They were kinda bending the rules and giving one another easy stuff to do, but everypony else was giving them really hard ones and they were doing them. They were both in the lead when out of the blue, the colt dares the filly to climb on top of a statue while Princess Celestia is marching down the street and present herself.

By the time the resulting poo-storm between the two subsided, double diamond dog dare. Filly is a pegasus, so she gets up to the top first. We saw what was coming and bolted, the coltfriend too! She won, but she got very, very arrested.

But, that isn’t even the story. The story is that the coltfriend wanted us to help break her out! After he ran off too?! But… That filly had a lot of guts.

We agreed, but there wasn’t a whole lot I could do. I couldn’t fly and I still wasn’t very good with magic, not that I am now. I drew them up some rough floor plans and left.

They got her out, but they never told me how. No idea what they were hiding, but I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall there.