He also took the imbecile to the hospital, which is a hay-of-a-lot more than I would have done.

I’m know some of you see me as some kind of paragon of patience or something. But once you cross the threshold of my home uninvited, you’ll see somepony very different standing over you through vision blurred by immense pain.

There’s all kinds of models these days. That could have been a real sword modeled to look like a toy.