So, originally I wasn’t going to post about the whole peeing part of that last dream because: A) It’s awkward, 2) It’s embarrassing, and Sea) I didn’t want that part of the dream to become the focus of the post. Which is evidently what happened anyway. I only even mentioned it because the post seemed a little short without it. But, since that’s what everyone seemed interested in-!

It wasn’t just a side part of the dream. There were several sequences of me trying to pee as a dude and I kept hitting the toilet seat. And this guy, who would only show up while I’m in the bathroom, would coach me about peeing. And he wasn’t just on the other side of the stall or anything, he was literally standing right next to me watching me pee. One time in particular he was even having a conversation with someone else while I’m focusing on trying to keep it in the bowl. And I’d lose control and spray the side and I’d just hear “Narrow! Come on, narrow!“ Straight and narrow, that’s what he’d say. Like two settings on a garden hose nozzle. 

So there. I’m going to go sit in the corner and turn red while regretting having wrote and posted this.