askagentyork-deactivated2012021
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Just be glad you didn't try to dress up as the New Raincoat Killer. The ax would need to be an ornate, burning, dual bladed monstrosity of a weapon to be accurate. Much more ridiculous than the original's weapon of choice.

I think they wouldn’t let me bring that inside.

Also, if my weakpoint was on my back, it’d be pretty easy to hit. My back is always exposed.