1) It’s new. Well, newish. Twilight’s been a princess for a while now, though.

3) Says the one who’s favorite gem is Pearl.

2) You did. And I replied, vehemently.

4)

6) Uh… I mean, I’m not going to just trust that some random stranger is going to be safe to meet on a “more than a friend“ basis. Gotta start small.

5) … Okay, my name is Mintgreen.