*Grins, broadly* As the lady asks. I know you're cranky regarding coffee, and I'm not gonna try to tell 'ya not to be. Can I get 'ya some paper towels or a sponge or something, though? Respect 'yer frustration, and recognize its validity, but attempt to move forward with the conversation, and the evening?

Kinda in a hospital the next town over.

Just give me a few.