My mass teleportation spell doesn't cause any shifts in momentum, so our friend will be safe. I'll be waiting by the emergency entrance for the hospital when you are ready. As for the dates- there's always a price, but it is rarely monetary. Putting up with a few dates is noting compared to a life. Oh, and a complete derp moment; normal medical knowledge for non-ponies is rare for a normal medical practitioner, but you know who does have it? A biologist.
You clever mare, you.
I’m headed back to the hospital now.
