Anonymous
asked:
PFHHH! You sound like you're angry at Rarity for forgetting that little poopbag name Sweetie Belle. Honestly, I can't blame you though, seeing as though Rarity had the nerve of forcing her own daughter onto you. And as for Twilight Sparkle? How can you not love the mare?! She's sexy, snarky, and an all around good mare. And why yes, I have thrown a bag potato sack filled with kittens into a river recently. It was pretty fun.
A model citizen, everypony. Give him a round of applause.
To address your question, I blame Twilight for giving Rarity that book.