Anonymous
asked:
AHEM. My name is Doctor Frank Blank and as you can see by my oversize mustache and large trench coat, I am in no way Scootaloo and Applebloom in disguise. I was just wondering what all this here commotion is all about with a "Sweetie Belle" and a "Rarity"?

I’m not exactly in the greatest of moods right now.

Get off my front porch before I’m forced to ruin your evening.