1) If there’s one thing that’s consistent in all dimensions of all civilizations, it’s a once-a-year sale that makes ponies behave like lunatics.

… No offense, Princess Luna.

2) I do like the sound of Tim Curry’s voice…

3) Lyra: You know, I’ve never really paid attention to the lyrics of the song. They’re not describing a pirate, they’re talking about a sailor.

Bon-Bon: It is a little silly. Pirates are a dangerous sort. Oh, but I’ve just been so busy! Hopefully I’ll get to continuing that story soon!

4) That’s fine. That’s fine that you gave no advanced notice. That you sent this message four hours after everypony had already started gathering.

I’m not mad.

5) Because that’s something perfectly acceptable to say to somepony. “Boy howdy questioning your sexuality sure is a thing you should do!”

I’m fine, thank you.