1) Hello, Vinyl! Didn’t really expect to hear from you on here!

2) Lyra: I don’t have my sexuality in question! You might have my sexuality in question, but I have no questions!

Bon-Bon: [Audiable exhale]

3) I’ve seen fanatical artwork where Bon-Bon was shoving a bunch of red-ringed X-Box 360s down my throat. What you said doesn’t even register on Lyra’s creepy meter anymore.

4) Ah, yes. The punk-rock anthem. All rise!

5) Bon-Bon: Really? Disappointed, sure. But shocked? I’m not trying to call into question your detective-ing ability or anything…

Lyra: I maintain that this whole thing is a load of crap. “Oh no! Denial!” Whatever…