Concerning Chairs
We are aware of the shortage of lab supplies, in particular chairs and stools. We have a new shipment coming in soon, and will keep you all updated. In the meantime, please refrain from using expensive lab equipment as a makeshift sitting apparatus. If you must insist on using a non-sanctioned sitting apparatus, please consider the tensile strength of materials present in the object in question in comparison to your own mass volumetric density.
In other words, stop breaking [redacted] with your fat [redacted].
xoxo
The Management
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This has been a reminder to buy Deus Ex: Pony Revolution at your earliest possible convenience. Thank you.
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