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So Tiger Woods and Santa Claus met one day by chance while waiting their turn in divorce court. Tiger explains his situation, but is surprised to find that Santa Claus can relate, “That frosty [omitted] wants the kids, the company, the gnomes,...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrp669ifqR1qmb5xco1_500.png)
Okay.
So Tiger Woods and Santa Claus met one day by chance while waiting their turn in divorce court. Tiger explains his situation, but is surprised to find that Santa Claus can relate, “That frosty [omitted] wants the kids, the company, the gnomes, everything! Right down to my iconic company suit!”
So, Tiger says, “I guess that’d make her a red silk wearing, white trim trippin’, HO HO HO!”
And as bad as that was, I’m rather proud of it, considering the stipulations.
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