1) And who does get to make that decision? You, who weren’t even present? Get a real stance or expect to be left unanswered. As one can imagine, I don’t care for the subject.

2) Walked right into that one, didn’t I?

3) Probably not, as I don’t care for the source material and I typically listen to the source around fifty times during the process of recording. Plus, it’s missing the notes for the lyrics, rendering it incomplete. But my disposition can change with the breeze; I’ll hold onto it.

Also, what the [omitted] tempo is “deceptively happy?” Is there a swing to that?

4) No you wouldn’t. If you were in my position you’d be right where I am. Because you’d be me.

Do feel the need to remind my followers that mental asylums aren’t really around even in your world anymore. Patients that require continuous monitoring and care, both mentally and physically, typically live in a specialized wing in hospitals, if not with family.

5) Who? I mean, I recognize the name. I’ve heard it before, but…

6) Okay… When I do a search on Circle Family I get links back related to healthcare. And wouldn’t Lasagna Cat just be Garfield?

7) Griffons are rare in Equestria because they don’t like us. From your perspective, think about if the majority of chickens in your world became sentient, fought back, and raised their own country. To griffons, the staple of their diet was suddenly (at least from a historical standpoint) crippled. In all the time that’s passed since our ascension, they still haven’t recovered.

1) Hey! Hey!

[Omitted] you. You weren’t there. I decide what happened.

2) I wouldn’t even dignify such a comment with an argument, as that would acknowledge the position as a valid stance rather than the nonsensical ramblings it is.

3) Judging from this page, no. Not even remotely.

4) Because humans aren’t that strong. There might be a rule against it, too; I dunno.

5) It’s alright. Sort of a running gag at this point. And at least you called me patient.

6) Because I’d cry.

After droppin’ you like a sandbag.

7) Act your age.

1) No. And neither is this, but at least it’s funny (Warning: Strong Language).

2) Aw. It used to be Vega, so I’ll count that! I like Dudley, though. Not that I’m any good at Street Fighter.

3) I might lose my cool.

4) Nah. It’s a scam. That candy isn’t free. There are hidden fees. Foals! Ask your parents about hidden fees! And parents! It’s never too early to sit your foal down and explain hidden fees! They are a dangerous, but naturally occurring part of our economy!

5) Nothing but good vibes as far as I can tell! Great track!

6) Of course! Was there ever any doubt?

7) Is it just me, or are colt bands more… forward than they used to be?

1) Well I don’t want you to cram. I’d rather you be at ease when I see you than shell-shocked. Great news about those days off, though!

2) She knew. I don’t know how long she knew, but long before I ever got wrapped up in things. As for when, that’s actually easy to trace. When she closed the borders between us and the griffon nation it cut both ends of the supply-line. Nothing to gain on either side anymore, so the gangs starved.

3) The origins of the phrase are funnier yet, if you consider how anypony could ever use it seriously.

4) Of course not. You didn’t choose your life anymore than I did. You haven’t squandered opportunity anymore than I have. Those opportunities and their potential outcomes may have a difference of night and day, but you can’t control that anymore than the next pony. Live your life. Do with it as you wish, so long as you harm nopony but yourself. But if you live with regret or hate, you’ve nopony but yourself to blame.

5) No no. CUE certainly had an impact on my life, but B was never that involved. He was around, but he had different tasks to attend to. He’s just a friend.

6) Looks like somepony needs a reminder.

Turned out to be a good game! Little disappointed at that last call. It looked like holding to me. But that was pretty good! 49ers almost made it back! And they had a tremendous recovery either way! From 22 down to 3! And they closed that gap in half a quarter!

Good game!

Okay, when the offense has the ball they pass it to the quarterback who either passes it to somepony else (who is considered a receiver) or runs it themselves. The goal of the offense is to get the ball, in somepony’s hooves, in the opponent’s end zone (Touchdown). Which side of the field they head towards switches after halftime. That’s the brightly colored part at either side of the field with the goal posts.

They only have four chances to do it every 10 yards, though. If they fail to either get those 10 yards or make the goal, then wherever the ball is, the defense becomes the offense and it’s their turn to drive the ball to the opposite side of the field. That’s why you see punts or field goals on 4th down; it’s the offense’s last chance to either get a point from their drive (Field Goal) or put some more distance between the ball and their own goal (Punt).

Defense just tries to stop the offense. Defense can’t hit a receiver while they’re trying to catch the ball (that’s pass interference), but they can hit the ball, tackle somepony on the ground with the ball, sack the quarterback (just means to tackle them before they throw or run), or catch the ball themselves (Interception).

A single touchdown is 6 points. After a touchdown the offense has one last play to either make another touchdown or take a field goal (kick the ball between the goal posts). A follow up field goal is an additional 1 (total 7) while a follow up touchdown (Two-Point Conversion) is an additional 2 (total 8). A stand alone field goal is 3. Once the stand alone field goal or touchdown follow up is over, the defense gets the ball (via a punt) and becomes the offense.

That’s the basic jest of it!

I’d have never believed it after that first half and that kick-off return. But way to bring it back! Especially so fast!

Wow. Game’s a lot more enjoyable when you aren’t rooting for either side.

Kick-off return from halftime!

End zone to end zone!

Touchdown!

You know, I like watching human football. But I can’t stand to see completely unnecessary fighting. They were literally just punching each other on the ground! Not okay.

1) So spice! So spice!

2) Pretty sure the majority of that is exaggerated, but thanks just the same!

3) Right. Because having to physically take care of a foal is what I liked about Sweetie being here.

Strawberry, you’re like, a hundred times older than I am.

4) Going to ignore the majority of that message.

What if my parents were earth ponies too? Maybe I’m just the result of chance and a recessive allele.

5) I think that’s just storytelling magic. I mean, I understand waking up and making some short, loud noise. But full-blown screaming? Does that really happen?

6) Sounds like dragons to me.

7) Will it eat me? Y/N ?

Also, that link in the first answer is for you.

askjustlyra:

I am so sorry…

I’ll get you a towel.

It’s in my mane! IT’S IN MY EYES!

1) After you were old enough, you either became one of the older kids that looked out for the younger ones, putting your life on the line, or you walked quickly everywhere and hid.

I didn’t walk fast enough.

It lasted until I got this scar I cover up on my stomach, and it ended the way it began. I may not have always been shackled, but I was enslaved for a long time.

2) Because she moved back home.

… I miss her.

3) Too overt. She’s way more passive aggressive than that. Plus, she doesn’t hate me. She just thinks I’m a useless drain-on-society. At least that’s what I coxed out of Bon-Bon once.

4) Hmm…

5) Ow. I used to know a stallion that loved that game, but I never played it.

6) I dunno. I guess I’m supposed to be a pillar of virtue or something, in which circumstances are ignored and all things must be equal.

I’m lazy, I’m nosy, I don’t have a proper education, my grades were poor, I was promiscuous, and let’s be honest, I’ve contradicted myself more than once. I don’t know why anypony would look up to me.

1) The video.

My response.

2) My response.

3) You triggered my reaction ability, Spell Reflect, which always has a 100% chance of blocking and reflecting the first spell used against me that’s damage exceeds my maximum health. Enjoy.

4) You’re welcome, though how many interpretations have you heard?

5) I know you are, mate. Yup.

6) Well now that’s not fair to judge somepony based on the tumblrs they follow. I don’t follow any tumblrs with explicit content, but that doesn’t mean I don’t check any. I just hold myself to a higher public standard than most.

All-in-all it just sounds like your typical game-minded amateur RP character that was created based on mechanical ability rather than personality. Though after checking the page myself, decidedly not work-safe.

asksirlintalot:

but you have a point i guess…

Oh right. The one with the eyes, mouth, and angry bulging vein. Got it!

1) [Omiiiiiiiiiiiiited]! Alright fine. Whatever. At least I can talk about peaches now. I love peaches!

2) O rly den?

3) Huh. I mean yeah; Ditzy and Carrot have been family friends for as long as I’ve known them. But I don’t know who that stallion is. In fact, I’ve never seen him at all before. And that first picture looks like it was taken in Ponyville too.

4) Mako! I know him! He played Aku!

Gonna have to go with Aku.

5) Sam and Max is good! Pretty sure I’ve done this joke before but I won’t let that stop me!

6) Do I think a poorly conceived, abstract characterization of our princess, defined by committing various acts of sexual assault, would be a good ruler?

… I’m sure she’s had plenty of practice measuring the length of somethin’.