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1) Here.

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2) Colonel, I thought you said this was a peacekeeping operation. What am I supposed to do with explosives?

3) Don’t you remember Mario 1 through 64? He tried! It didn’t work! He just keeps coming back! After that many times I’d give up on finishing him off too.

4) I’m more interested in human culture and how it relates to the hand, if anything. A minotaur has hands too, you know. One finger less, but pretty close.

5) I like using the peace-offering.

6) Bon-Bon is good! Focusing on getting things in order in her life. Tumblr is just a website, after all.

7) You know! That one thing we all have in common!

Our coats! We all have the same coat color! So I guess we’d…

… I think I see your point.

moonfriendsforever:

It was the most intense battle in the History of battles! I must have run around Her at least 15 times!       When The battle was over, I’d lost most of My gear, My E-canteen was empty, And I didn’t know which way I’d come from in the first place!

I have nothing to add and am not involved in anyway. I just like this blog and it doesn’t update very often.

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1) If I’m being completely honest, I don’t think she much cares for you.

2) I believe I said something to that effect word-for-word once before.

3) The what-of-where now?

4) Want me to just start dropping random, unsourced lines and see how you like it?

5) I wouldn’t know for certain. You could try asking Krastos, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t answer.

You know, because it’s less than none of your business.

6) Sounds like a lot of lessons cropped up in rapid succession. You don’t suppose they were linked, do you?

7) I can’t imagine why you were jumped.

Wait, what was that part about Sweet Apple Acres flooding twice?

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1) And I won’t.

2) I’m so terribly surprised that somepony went there after I used the word benefit. That’s never happened before!

3) Why can’t it be good company? Or delightful company? I’d love some delightful company!

4) No thank you.

5) Not bad. I feel it could be better. But I think I’ve realized why I tend to shy away from human Japanese rock. They seem to place a greater importance on the vocalist, such to the point that it overshadows the rest of the sound while the lead is singing. Nothing wrong with that, just not my preference.

6) Certainly! Then again Scribblenauts isn’t the most difficult game out there.

7) Did you know that neither select nor start was originally part of the code? Select was just how you changed Contra to two player, and Start was how you began the game.

8) Right. Sorry.

9) I’ve never found anything on The Onion funny out of every time I’ve been linked there. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. Know what I’m sayin’, saiyan?

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!1) What are you talking about? Where’s your sources?

2) If I’m judging a book by its cover, which I’d have to do in order to answer without already having watched it, I’d say no.

3) Create? Definitely not. Join? I can’t imagine being invited.

4) Artistic representations; though I suppose one of the other Lyra’s might have.

5) Are you serious? The barrel, duh! Only took me three or four tries on that train mission. But that barrel… Of course, this was another fun one.

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6) Of course! Right! Yeah.

7) Is… Is that wrong? I mean, I took care of her for over a year. Now all I have left of her is her dog.

Her parents didn’t want Simple.

8) Actually, no. Her parents live on the other side of town, closer to Rarity. It’s not like it’s out of walking distance or anything! Just, you know… further away than you’d go without having a specific reason to…

I have… well, news. It’s not bad news. It’s good news! Well… Yeah.

I met with Sweetie Belle’s parents today and they’ve decided they’d rather look after her themselves. The time they spent with her while she was sick showed them how important she was to them and they’ll be traveling a lot less. Which is good! This is everything Sweetie needed in her life and more! I mean, I’ll miss her of course. But… This is good for her…

I’ll still see her, just you know, not as often.

Anyway, I…

That’s all.

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1) Employed full time with benefits.

2) I suppose it would depend more on the size of the country and the disposition of its natives.

3) Well, thanks. I try to be.

4) Can you have a best meme? When a meme is too good it becomes so wide spread it eventually just winds up annoying due to overexposure.

Pretty sure the worst was and is “the cake is a lie.” The lemon thing following close behind. You ponies drive things so far into the ground that I’ve no doubt you could ruin chocolate.

5) Half past never.

6) Just what I always wanted!

GET OVER HERE!

7) The satirical stage performance or did you just mean in general?

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1) Is that pre or post Tiger Blood?

2) You know, it’s funny. Bon-Bon told me just last night about that really being an RC plane.

3) This image search turned out better than I hoped.

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4) Yeah, I heard that was getting a remake too.

5) Why would I want to? You’re not hurting anything. I’d rather not be told about it, is all.

6) Royalty has to look royal. When you publicly display normality you lose some of your authority.

7)

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1) Pfft. Right. The rumors some ponies spread, I swear.

2) Nah. A true demon walks it off.

Speaking of which, I had the day off because of snow yesterday and finished Nocturne on hard mode- true demon ending! Lucifer gave me a scare a few times! I didn’t know he could remove buffs and debuffs!

3) It’s probably for the best.

4) Full circle!

5) A link to the picture and track! When I first read the message, I though it said melody instead of medley and was a little confused. Thanks, though!

“   Stay cool.
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Thank you! And thanks for this too!

Stay cool.

Thank you! And thanks for this too!

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1) My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!

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2) If you feel the need to label something so strongly, keep it to yourself. I am who I am and I never asked for my life to be categorized.

3) No, but I remember that commercial!

4) ke ke ke ke ke!

5) I have no idea what you accidentally this time.

6) Let me break it down for you.

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askbon-bon:

Sorry, guys. Over the past year, I just sorta got bored with MLP in general. I shouldn’t have promised a return in August or whatever month I said it was. It was inconsiderate of me. I was honestly planning on coming back, but when it came down to it, I couldn’t find the inspiration to continue. I…

That’s okay, Bon-Bon! See you around the house! Best wishes, as always!

dailyderp:
“ Derpy: I Win!
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dailyderp:

Derpy: I Win!

askpartyhats:

By Royal Hat Decree. Lyra.
You get the Bizarre Party Hat of +4 INT

Yay! Thank you for this high honor!

ask-princess-ataxia:

The dark side is my place of origin, but I currently reside within the Princess’s castle in order to more easily assist her.

Without the light of the sun, there is a difficulty in being able to see; thus, artificial light is constructed within magical materials that exude a specific radiance at all times. The glow, for me, as I was born there, is more soothing to me than the light of the sun, but such is only of my particularity.

Chilling.