You know, I like watching human football. But I can’t stand to see completely unnecessary fighting. They were literally just punching each other on the ground! Not okay.
2) Pretty sure the majority of that is exaggerated, but thanks just the same!
3) Right. Because having to physically take care of a foal is what I liked about Sweetie being here.
Strawberry, you’re like, a hundred times older than I am.
4) Going to ignore the majority of that message.
What if my parents were earth ponies too? Maybe I’m just the result of chance and a recessive allele.
5) I think that’s just storytelling magic. I mean, I understand waking up and making some short, loud noise. But full-blown screaming? Does that really happen?
6) Sounds like dragons to me.
7) Will it eat me? Y/N ?
Also, that link in the first answer is for you.
1) After you were old enough, you either became one of the older kids that looked out for the younger ones, putting your life on the line, or you walked quickly everywhere and hid.
I didn’t walk fast enough.
It lasted until I got this scar I cover up on my stomach, and it ended the way it began. I may not have always been shackled, but I was enslaved for a long time.
2) Because she moved back home.
… I miss her.
3) Too overt. She’s way more passive aggressive than that. Plus, she doesn’t hate me. She just thinks I’m a useless drain-on-society. At least that’s what I coxed out of Bon-Bon once.
4) Hmm…
5) Ow. I used to know a stallion that loved that game, but I never played it.
6) I dunno. I guess I’m supposed to be a pillar of virtue or something, in which circumstances are ignored and all things must be equal.
I’m lazy, I’m nosy, I don’t have a proper education, my grades were poor, I was promiscuous, and let’s be honest, I’ve contradicted myself more than once. I don’t know why anypony would look up to me.
1) The video.
2) My response.
3) You triggered my reaction ability, Spell Reflect, which always has a 100% chance of blocking and reflecting the first spell used against me that’s damage exceeds my maximum health. Enjoy.
4) You’re welcome, though how many interpretations have you heard?
5) I know you are, mate. Yup.
6) Well now that’s not fair to judge somepony based on the tumblrs they follow. I don’t follow any tumblrs with explicit content, but that doesn’t mean I don’t check any. I just hold myself to a higher public standard than most.
All-in-all it just sounds like your typical game-minded amateur RP character that was created based on mechanical ability rather than personality. Though after checking the page myself, decidedly not work-safe.
but you have a point i guess…
Oh right. The one with the eyes, mouth, and angry bulging vein. Got it!
1) [Omiiiiiiiiiiiiited]! Alright fine. Whatever. At least I can talk about peaches now. I love peaches!
2) O rly den?
3) Huh. I mean yeah; Ditzy and Carrot have been family friends for as long as I’ve known them. But I don’t know who that stallion is. In fact, I’ve never seen him at all before. And that first picture looks like it was taken in Ponyville too.
4) Mako! I know him! He played Aku!
Gonna have to go with Aku.
5) Sam and Max is good! Pretty sure I’ve done this joke before but I won’t let that stop me!
6) Do I think a poorly conceived, abstract characterization of our princess, defined by committing various acts of sexual assault, would be a good ruler?
… I’m sure she’s had plenty of practice measuring the length of somethin’.
1) Hey Rainbow! Ice was a little thinner than I thought it’d be, but no worries! Nothing bad happened! And it’s always nice to be compared to somepony like Octavia.
2) Hey! Looks good! Little confusing with all the little light things floating around but it’s awesome to see it in motion!
3) Hm. Interesting line. To be honest, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. The line seems to accept the notion that evil is a societarian construct used to distinguish actions and thought processes, but does so without overtly acknowledging it. Further, that it can be used as a proverbial “banner” to march behind toward a common, nefarious goal. And to be honest, I’d never thought of that much before.
4) Are you nuts? I love Krastos, but everypony knows to stay away from Tier 15!
5) Cool! I mean, I was going anyway, but now I can bring Krastos and Bon-Bon!
6) Strawberry, I’m only warning you because I love you.
7) No. That sounds horrible. Again. When the day comes and Krastos and I move in together, I still don’t want to be around him every second of every day. Krastos and I can have some very different interests and we need time apart to pursue them.
For my money, that’s the main reason for couples breaking up. You gotta have ‘me’ time.
1) I don’t recognize that name. Have anything by them to share? I may have heard something by them and not known it.
2) I… Don’t even remember why I wasn’t answering that. Couldn’t have been that bad. Yeah. Fine. I like peaches. What did I just admit to?
3) … Pfft-! Bwa~h Ha Ha Ha Ha~! Oh! Oh Cels! Hah Hahahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious?
A pony’s cutie mark is a representation of a talent, not a mutation. Even if such a thing could happen, it wouldn’t be their special talent.
4) Good idea, Moneypenny. Wait, wrong franchise. Ninety-Nine?
5) Is it annoying? Yeah. Was it better before? Yeah. But it’s really not that big of a deal. At least for what I use it for. But then again I rarely reblog, which is the main problem I’ve heard besides older computers/poor internet connection.
6) Excuse you. Technically unicorns are a minority too. Most ponies are earth ponies.
7) I don’t know for certain. It’s probably part of it, but there probably isn’t just one answer either.
1) Hey now! Addicted is a strong word!
2) Not really much for book readin’. I read plenty of stuff. I just prefer, you know, interactive formats. Like games!
3) Uh huh… Well, I imagine they’d do quite a burst of damage in the short term, considering they lie belligerently, before Pinkie Pie inevitably employs some sure-fire method for their complete and total destruction.
4) Not this Discord-being-free business again. Like I wouldn’t know something catastrophic like that had happened.
5) Only at having horns and using magic with them.
6) Ever? It’s done out of necessity, not because I want to. If I never had to do it again it’d save me plenty of time. And while I’ve never put off answering a question because there was inappropriate wording or subject matter being used, I have had to put off answering a set of questions entirely because I didn’t have enough time during that session on tumblr to prepare them.
7) I noticed! I saw you in my followers list and was a little confused at first before I investigated.
![… You know what? [omitted] it. I’ll just stay home.](https://66.media.tumblr.com/936a8084b0d723765794ea19411ada84/tumblr_mh9dd2MMKa1qmb5xco1_500.png)
Hey. It’s me. I already had in mind to draw you for 2 days, and now here it is! Heh, thanks for being an awesome friend, we should talk more often. :)
Now in few less words: Enjoy your drawing! :3
Thanks, Rainbow! This looks great! Heading out to go ice skating with Krastos now, but I’ll try to catch up with you later! Take care!
If dare ye to question,
Then an answer I’ll yield.
Our destination be westward,
To a place long concealed.
‘Neath the frigid isle of Midday,
Where the sun too long shines.
Lies a cove left unseen,
By all her shorelines.
But were an educated diver
To descend through the deep.
Then the booty does lie,
In that flooded old keep.
Now to the engines you knave,
You salty, swollen mass.
If somepony gets that treasure first…
I’ll Keelhaul your [omitted]!
