Everything’s back to normal, but TWILIGHT’S GONE!
It looks very Discord.
And I keep getting messages about Discord being free.
And I’m… kinda freakin’ out?
It’s snowing, raining, and I think I just saw somepony pass by with sunburns. I wouldn’t venture out into that storm if I were you.
1) Uh… Probably not. Only times I ever watched a video stream of a game for more than a few minutes were the Twitch videos the City of Heroes Devs did. And those were the developers of the game talking about and showing upcoming content while answering questions.
2) What joy? You can’t appreciate the freedom you have because you’ve never lived without. You can’t enjoy good food because you’ve never survived on scraps. You’re incapable of comprehending what a good bed feels like because you’ve never slept on stone. What’s a vacation to somepony who’s never really worked a day in their life?
What privilege? Compared to me you’re barely alive.
3) Only in the sense that you should recognize it and try to control yourselves. Same as everypony else.
4) Isn’t the Crystal Empire a part of Equestria?
5) You are still just trying to get me to say “no,” right? You can’t be serious.
6) Uh… What are you asking?
7) Of course. Once you replace soldiers with automations, be they machines or enchantments, it removes mortality from the battlefield. If citizens no longer need to lay down their lives for a war, the only limiting factor is resources. And if winning means gaining those resources back, why stop fighting? Ever. Why allow peace to limit wealth?
War can certainly change, but not for the better.
1) Having resided in decidedly unpleasant living conditions, I have no interest in immersing myself in an imaginary iteration. If that makes sense.
2) Oh havens no! Wrestling is dangerous!
I like boxing.
3) I was friends with her right here on tumblr.
And I was three out of four of those things myself growing up. Shouldn’t be hard to see how I can relate.
4) … Heh heh…
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.
No. That’s silly.
5) No, because that sounds like one of those jokes that violate personal space.
What’s a 1950s? Haha. I love doing that.
6) All Hail The One True Maize!
7) My Eyeballs.
Can’t really do things quick when I answer this stuff in the order I receive it.
1) Wait, what? Carnie? Like Carnival folk? Is that a rampant problem?
2) How about Mumm-Ra-’ve already done this joke.
Could always go back to the tried and true.
3) Not in particular. Doesn’t sound very wholesome.
4) Why would anypony working in erotic videos go by an alias that sounds like or contains their name?
5) I don’t know anything about the comic. I don’t know anything about Persona 4. I don’t know anything about Persona. Heck, I don’t even know anything about SMT outside of Nocturne and the little I played of the MMO. And Nocturne was sort of an alternate dimension deal, so it had little to do with SMT proper.
I was excited at first, but SMT4 doesn’t look interesting to me. I think I might have just liked Nocturne rather than the series.
6) Wouldn’t that be “To make Hell look worse?” Or is this commentary on segregation?
7) Not something I’d advertise. Littlest Pet Shop just means less room to house the animals, which would mean a smaller selection.
1) Oh no you didn’t! Winnie the Pooh is braver than a-a bee! And smarter than a tree! An-and just you wait! In the last Kingdom Hearts game he’s going to be the final companion and he isn’t even going to fight enemies will just fall to their knees and weep in apology and he’ll forgive them because he’s cool like that!
Oh, and you’re stronger than you seem.
2) Okay. That just means you’ll be surprised.
3) You can read whatever you want. Just don’t apply it to me.
4) Spoiled children, rotten though they be, tend to not be that flippant about the life of another. Takes a few years.
5) Well, Lyra Dancer would be interesting. I’d never go by Slow, or anything other than Lyra, though. I’m Lyra and I like being Lyra.
6) I’ll make you a coffin.
7) This is just about the only thing I will never so much as comment on.
Ever.
8) You must really want me to say… neighgatory.
1) Woah woah woah! I said I didn’t do very well. But that was mostly because I rarely had time to do homework. And I didn’t flunk out of anything, thank you very much! I left for personal reasons. I could go back!
2) … Okay. I could have saved you some time on that, what with the horns, wings, abnormal strength, and heightened intelligence.
3) Magic can be used to generate heat. Does that count?
No thank- Nnnnooooo tttthhhhaaaaannnkkkk yyyoooouuuuUUU!
5) Welp.
6) Excuse me? (Caution: rewinding the video leads to explicit language/adult situations)
I know you’re trying to get me to… reply with an antonym to yes, but you’ll have to work for it!
1) Fine. I’ll just drink your milkshake.
2) I might have been willing to share, but you can bite me.
Krastos might tell you what I made him, if you ask.
3) I know. I had aspirations once. Hard to imagine now, huh? Good on you for remembering that, though!
4) Not that I know of. Background checks, I’m sure. Evidence of enough income to pay for the adoptee’s well-being. Maybe a house inspection, just to prove there’s a place for them to stay. I don’t know for sure, though. Was always on the other side of the matter and never really got that far.
5) Likewise, it can be heard to tell that there’s anything about your world that isn’t dark and nightmarish.
But there’s more to a lake than its surface and there’s more to a book than its cover.
6) Uh… huh… Well, going back to your original question, I don’t really have any thoughts on him. Just sounded like some guy that did some stuff. Doesn’t really involve or interest me.
7) I already don’t care for abridged/parody-style works. From the one episode I managed to sit through, the characters are one-dimensional and uninteresting, like pretty much every abridged/parody.
To me, it’s not the destination. It’s not even the journey. It’s who you took the journey with. And if those characters are just engines to tell a joke, then the jokes had better be incredible. They weren’t.
1) Really? Never thought I’d see the day a civilization was so excited at the notion of being effortlessly forced into unconditional surrender.
2) No. You’re misunderstanding the scenario. You don’t get to choose at what point in your life you get placed into my situation. The only way you’d be in my situation is if you were born as me. And if you were born as me you’d have experienced life the same way I did and ultimately become me giving this very explanation.
I know what you meant, though. But-
3) Guess that’s why it’s nothing more than a quote. Means no more than anypony is willing to give it.
4) Oh… kay. You drop nukes on yourself because they live where you live everywhere on your planet. Great job, commander.
Ponies and griffons don’t get along as groups, but individuals are individuals. We’re permitted to behave however we feel. And Gilda’s really the one putting herself out there by surrounding herself with ponies. She’s really very patient.
5) Well, I like Garfield Minus Garfield. But I like Family Circus more than regular Garfield. But the few times Garfield would go on some sort of atypical adventure, he and Odie could be revealed as fairly intricate characters worthy of empathy. But those were so few and usually pinned by other authors.
It’s way more complicated than it has any business being.
6) This is me acknowledging that I received the message but am not commenting on it because you deliberately did nothing more than reiterate your already argued point. Don’t expect me to give you the same privilege again.
1) Person, place or thing?
2) Well, I had a nanny for at least part of that time. Or so I’m told. Don’t remember much from when I was that young. Pony/human development doesn’t really sync up time-wise.
3) Just looks like photo manipulation with text thrown on.
Although, you had me rollin’ at Ladylike Fruit Snacks.
Oh my! It’s nightmare night-themed axe-murderer angel food cake!
Or how about some neurosurgery corn-on-the-cob?
4) No. Nope. Not at all.
5) Aren’t those folk legends of sheep origin?
1) And who does get to make that decision? You, who weren’t even present? Get a real stance or expect to be left unanswered. As one can imagine, I don’t care for the subject.
2) Walked right into that one, didn’t I?
3) Probably not, as I don’t care for the source material and I typically listen to the source around fifty times during the process of recording. Plus, it’s missing the notes for the lyrics, rendering it incomplete. But my disposition can change with the breeze; I’ll hold onto it.
Also, what the [omitted] tempo is “deceptively happy?” Is there a swing to that?
4) No you wouldn’t. If you were in my position you’d be right where I am. Because you’d be me.
Do feel the need to remind my followers that mental asylums aren’t really around even in your world anymore. Patients that require continuous monitoring and care, both mentally and physically, typically live in a specialized wing in hospitals, if not with family.
5) Who? I mean, I recognize the name. I’ve heard it before, but…
6) Okay… When I do a search on Circle Family I get links back related to healthcare. And wouldn’t Lasagna Cat just be Garfield?
7) Griffons are rare in Equestria because they don’t like us. From your perspective, think about if the majority of chickens in your world became sentient, fought back, and raised their own country. To griffons, the staple of their diet was suddenly (at least from a historical standpoint) crippled. In all the time that’s passed since our ascension, they still haven’t recovered.
1) Hey! Hey!
[Omitted] you. You weren’t there. I decide what happened.
2) I wouldn’t even dignify such a comment with an argument, as that would acknowledge the position as a valid stance rather than the nonsensical ramblings it is.
3) Judging from this page, no. Not even remotely.
4) Because humans aren’t that strong. There might be a rule against it, too; I dunno.
5) It’s alright. Sort of a running gag at this point. And at least you called me patient.
6) Because I’d cry.
After droppin’ you like a sandbag.
7) Act your age.
