1) Oh mare… I knew when that game came out that the lyrics were terri-bad. But listening to it now? Ugh… I gotta go listen to some thrash just to get the taste out of my mouth.
2) Either Minuette or Romana, I believe. Goes by Colgate sometimes.
If it were me, I’d go my Crest. That’s a bad name.
3) Maybe I could, if they still played.
4) I give up.
5) My experiences would point to no, but circumstances didn’t put us under very “cuddly” conditions.
6) Probably not. I mean, the main reason I watched anypony else playing while growing up was just to wait my turn.
I don’t like watching. I want to be involved.
7) Well, let’s see. Timesplitters was the superior series over Halo. Disgaea’s post game just made it better than Final Fantasy Tactics. All the ponies that say Front Mission 2 was better than 3 are out of their minds. Also Front Mission 4 wasn’t that bad. Ogre Battle was better than Ogre Tactics.
Oh yeah, and DotA AND LoL BOTH SUCK! GO PLAY AN RTS!
1) I’m not sure. Nothing’s stuck in my head at the moment.
Oh wait, I remember.
2) Not most of the time either.
3) You better bust dat if you gonna pull dat.
I prefer X Gonna Give It To Ya (Warning: Explicit Language).
4) What kind of question is that anyway? None of us have a reason to be here, we just are.
5) What does that mean? Afraid of somepony who is gay? How do you-? What does that-? How does that happen? What are they expecting?
“Oh no! That homosexual has a knife! Surely we are doomed!”
Humans are weird.
6) What, again? You gonna call the first three times a mulligan?
1) I wouldn’t think so.
2) B: I haven’t. There are some similarities based on this synopsis, certainly. However, the key difference is that we aren’t assassins. While taking a life is sometimes unavoidable, particularly with dragons, we do everything in our power to spare the lives of all those involved. Death is not an acceptable punishment; just a last resort in order to keep our country safe from those who cannot change.
3) Sounds good to me! I hope they continue the plotline to its long awaited end. It would be a shame to turn it into one of those forever adventures that never go anywhere.
4) Only one Billy I know of that could have sent that message…
5) I don’t hate anypony based on their species. I might have to resort to unfair judgements under short-term conditions, but you don’t even have to prove to me that you’re a kind person for me to change my opinion.
Just that you aren’t out to kill me.
6) Huh.
I mean, it’s none of my business either way. I just never thought about it before.
1) Oh I know. I’ve seen it. It’s just, you know, fantasy… reality… It’s not that hard to tell the difference, is it?
2) I’d like to hope my evil twin would have better taste than that.
3) No thanks. Not a fan of the monkey paw effect.
4) If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
5) I’m not sorry.
6) It can happen, certainly. Equestria is a clean place with pretty good medical care, though. If it does begin to form, it can typically be treated quickly before it gets bad.
7) *Was crushed by a 20 foot long sword because you weren’t thinking about how heavy that would be, you inconsiderate prick.*
I know I’m behind on answering questions, but this is sort of important.
I was talking to the principle of this primary school I’ve been subbing at for most of this year and he was telling me about the automated process our résumé’s go through since they upgraded the online system.
Now, for a while I’ve known that they have a program that can look at your résumé and pull out certain information to help with online applications. Name, previous work experience, that sort of thing. But, as it turns out it doesn’t stop there. The program will search through your skills section looking for words that relate back to skill requirements for the job you’re applying for. If it doesn’t find enough of those words, it will eliminate your application entirely from that listing without any living creature ever laying eyes on it.
So anyone having trouble finding work, there’s a heads up. If a slow-to-act school system is using this technology, you can bet it’s being used elsewhere.
ask-lyra-kor:
01. Ask lyra!
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오늘 텀블러를 보고 깜짝놀랐네요
팔로워해주시고 관심가져주신 모든 분들 감사합니다 ㅜ//ㅜ!
I never know what this Lyra is saying, but she has the coolest lyre.
1) You sound like a robot Trixie.
2) Well that’s a very specific prize for a very specific- Wait! Hold the phone! Second place?!
3) I can’t believe that out of all the pictures drawn of me with fingers I couldn’t find one of me flippin’ the bird with my hoof/hands. I am disappointed, bronies.
4) Nothing else to say on the subject? Very well.
5) Only Krastos. Trained medical personal and Bon-Bon too, but only in the event of a medical butt-touching emergency.
6) That’s not how it’s supposed to work. Wealth is supposed to be the result of hard work, investments, and risk. The stepping on others is just the result of impatient, hateful ponies that, if not for wealth, would have found some other way to make other’s lives miserable.
7) Sure!
Well, probably. At the very least everypony appreciates what Pinkie does for the town.
1) Oh.
They’re just regular ponies. They’re real guards, but they’re mostly there as a deterrent against heated exchanges or aggressive behavior.
2) I dunno. Twilight?
That is, maybe Twilight would know.
3) To be honest, this is probably the best Irish depiction of me I’ve ever seen. Usually they just draw me wearing that hat or one of those vest-suits. That’s not culturally accurate; fillies don’t wear those.
Of course, the heavy association with drinking is always a letdown.
4) Nice call back. If I wasn’t being insulted I might look for the last time this was brought up.
5) Well, Krastos and I have started jogging in the morning, but that’s not really for me. Even if I need it more.
6) Not all the time.
Also I miss Hyperbole and a Half.
1) Well, at least it’s different.
2) I haven’t. How much of the movies are even about boxing, as opposed to telling a story with drama and character development. Wouldn’t it be easier to just watch boxing?
3) Yeah. And Prince Albert’s in the can.
4) In the same way it’s creepy to casually read the obituaries or watch a sport just waiting for somepony to get injured or worse. You’re not directly hurting anypony, so there’s nothing wrong with it. But it’s still creepy-morbid and I’d rather not hear about it. Which is pretty much the summation of the creepy tag. Just things I didn’t need to know.
Also, the implication that our lives are just a television show.
5) That’s a strange sort of question. You wouldn’t live long enough to truly comprehend the answer if you did.
And you know I hate that word; it’s the only reason you used it. Stop.
6) Perspective. What appears right isn’t always right. What appears wrong isn’t always wrong. Righting every wrong would only be doing so from your personal perspective. With a limited pool of knowledge to pull from, it would cause untold harm.
7) Sometimes it’s good to take a break, even from something we love. Give it time.
Celestia [omitted]. I mean just [omitted] A, dude. Why in the [omitted] would you-? I mean, God!
Look. I don’t know what kind of upper limits you’ve been researching, but I’ve never come into contact with anything near that size! The width of something that long alone-… Death. No question.
I mean, Celestia [omitted]! What the [omitted] do you think our anatomy looks like?!
As far as the maximum on a bear? You can ask Krastos, but I wouldn’t hold your breath on an answer.
1) Eh… Well one does, depending on your applied definition.
2) Uh… Krastos might be interested in that line of thinking, but I don’t care for history.
3) Does Krastos even have a credit card? Does Equestria even have credit? Will you ever find out?
4) Okay.
I don’t understand what sort of rise you’re expecting to get out of me, like he’s anything more than some random human I just looked up.
5) To clarify, that is not why I said yes. Although every time I think about it I feel sort of sick.
6) How would I go about recording her murdering me?
Also wow. Was that message really from a week ago? I gotta catch up.
7) Yes, and you’d be a horrible boyfriend if you did.
But that’s not to say we couldn’t come to a more neutral compromise. Maybe we play Torchlight 2 together and maybe I decide I want to be brought to nearly the point of throwing up Cels I hate black beans. E~gh.
1) I’m not better than you. No pony is better than anypony else. I’ve just lived a more involving life. That’s not to say I choose to do so.
2) I don’t see it. If all you’re going by is color-scheme, you look like you’d be more related to a Kelpie. No offense, of course!
3) Okay.
Emotional abuse only works if you care about the pony it’s coming from. In other words-
4) Not much in Ponyville. I think everypony is used to seeing him around.
5) Would it not be whitewashing if it was only applied to video games? That’s discrimination.
Wait. Wait. I got another one. It would only be whitewashing if everypony was replaced with Rarity.
To be serious, there’s quite a difference between replacing a human with a pony, and changing the subject’s ethnicity. You can have a human that is both white and hispanic, but you can’t have an equine that is also a human. Humans are still so foreign to us. It’s just hard to relate.
6) Slavery takes all forms. You can be a slave to a system, a slave to desire, a slave to one’s work. I was a “forced employee.” My two primary job descriptions should be evident by this point. I wasn’t really allowed to go to school or anything. I just went. Hard to sneak around when ponies expect a filly to be in school, so there’s not much else I could do.
I stole some things from the schools from time to time, but there really wasn’t much of value there. Mostly food.
I did one last run in Organ Trail, just to see how fast I could make it. Unfortunately, I’m infected from last time so I couldn’t make the trip. And there’s no way I was letting Krastos go without me. So I asked my good friend Tote (NSFW but she draws!) if she could lead! And with sugar coursing through her veins and over 3000 units of food in the wagon- she did mash upon the gas pedal and cross the entire country in less than a week!
Sound was our rock and only got sick once, and only for one hour at that! Strawberry seemed to keep getting sick and the measles lasted for, like, ever before he finally got over it. Twilight “Danny” Sparkle got infected but other than that had no issues. On the other hoof, Kat (who seems to like every single one of my posts (she draws too!)) surviving was a miracle. She got sick, broke her arm, got infected, and then started showing signs of the G-Virus! Tote had to use a medkit on her every two hours and she actually ran out! The group stopped at the airport just before Oregon for about 12 hours to trade for more medkits and once back on the road Kat finally pulled through, but things were looking bleak for a while!
Also, I went back and linked everypony’s name back to their individual tumblrs. I’d do another run and bring some ponies I left out, but I’m sort of bored with this game now.
1) Who decides what constitutes being rich? Is wealth not worth working for? And if not, why ever strive for advancement?
No. I’m no fool. I’m just bitter because I’m poor.
2) I haven’t seen more than a clip or two but the answer is Freddie.
3) Okay. That means what to me?
4) …
5) Okay! Not that you’d be able to tell the difference, of course.
6) It’s not bad. Kermit’s just a whiner.
7) Elite guards? You mean CUE? Their job isn’t technically to protect the princess. It’s to protect the country. Most of the things they do are handled before the public ever knows about them.
