1) Well, at first I just liked Krastos for his attitude. I grew to like other things about him as I spent more time with him. We’re not the perfect couple, but I can’t imagine being with anypony else.
2) Thank you, Mister Know-It-All.
Although, I don’t remember seeing those anytime that we visited. You hiding them from me?
3) I’d ask if a king counted, but I don’t think that dude’s coming back.
I suppose it’s possible Nightmare Moon could, though I’d assume in some other form.
5) Well, for one thing, I’ve known without a doubt that Bon-Bon is a mare for quite some time. Things you don’t want to walk into your best friend doing.
So, it would have to be in the past. I wouldn’t care, though. She’s my best friend!
[omitted]. And for the record, I don’t believe that [omitted] about a Kraken attack on the west coast keeping you from savin’ me.
B: Your [omitted]’s still recording.
Celestia d-
1) Do you really want to go there?
2) If I were to make an attempt at attributing everything to one trait, I’d probably say it’s because we’re herbivores. It’s not in our nature to fight or kill. But your decisions are yours to make; I’d consider that little more than a cop out.
3) And a perfectly valid point. What were you getting at again?
5) You look like Lemon Grab’s camel on PCP. And speaking of drugs-
6) I was at an arcade once and when that popped up this stallion pulled out a little bottle and took some sort of prescription. I wanna say it was something for his heart… Like heartbeat irregularities or something.
I think it was Ninja Turtles, if anypony was curious.
7) Well, that’s one way to look at things.
Oh hey! A new follower! I’ll just check their page to see what they’re all about!
Okay, what is- OH GOD! HUMAN [omitted]! EW! OH NASTY! IT LOOKS LIKE A MEALWORM! U~GH!
[omitted] me sideways!
1) Well, I must be just dastardly.
2) B: Our diet is largely regulated; no coffee. No caffeine at all unless it’s consumption is part of blending in during an operation. CUE operatives can never reveal their identity. That’s not to say we couldn’t meet at some point, you just wouldn’t know who I was. Maybe we’ve already met.
3) No. That’s a terrible pun.
4) Sorry, no. Changing something radical about the world can have unforeseen side-effects. It’s not something I’d risk.
Monkey Paw.
5) I think you accidentally part of the question.
And seriously? Nob-Nob? Does having a reversed personally also polarize common sense?
Pesadilla: Aw yeah, what what! Bark with me if you are my dog, woof woof!
Kur: …What?
Pesadilla: That’s what you’re supposed to say in music, right? I heard it on the radio! Gah, why’s it so windy in here??
Grace Note: WILLYOUTAKEYOURSEATALREADY?? Ugh… Blues, close that window. Class it about to begin.
(( Off to Music! Featuring Jazzy Blues, Lyra, Octavia, Vynal, and the lovely Grace Note~ this is me being productive, yay! :D;;;;; ))
Only thebest version of the song.
I wonder if they’ll notice me… I brought my lyre and everything!
1) Science book I had growing up said a huge portion of the world beneath the surface was made up of cavities. Maybe things are different for you. For now.
This isn’t Minecraft. The mine-able world is finite and you can’t just start over.
… What are fossil fuels?
2) Ah… I’m not following. What…? Oh! That’s right! You humans can’t control weather!
Hmm… But, wouldn’t that make your world like… the Everfree Forest?
3) … Okay… You bronies remember I used to go to 4chan, right? I used to hang out on /f/. I know about the Cory in the House trolls.
4) No. You’re gonna click this link and you’re gonna watch baby Finn gettin’ down while you listen to the song-clip.
5) Try not to keep saying the would-be recipient’s name so much. Once is enough. Kinda makes it obvious it’s a joke.
Also, not cool. At an absolute maximum Spike’s mental age would be somewhere in the mid to early teens. And he’d probably be measured closer to like… 10. Either way that’s statutory, yo.
6) No, the only question would be how long it takes before we get sued cross-dimensionally.
Besides, I don’t think I could roll with a rap group. I’m about as sharp and edgy as one of those rubber baby spoons.
Ha, that’s alright! Thanks for the translation! I at least learned a few things!
1) In the sense that I appreciate music with a swing rhythm.
2) I’d rather you didn’t. I don’t mind The Nether so much, but The End scares me. I’ve never even been.
3) To review (in case anypony missed it), because it’s exhausting and unreliable. I’d like to talk to her, though. She’s cool! I wonder if she can understand me, though. She’s liked some of my posts before.
4) Undeniable logic.
5) And mildly cancerous to consume. So the story goes, anyway.
You’d really leave your old buddy Lyra in the dark about what you said? I’m hurt, Spike! I thought we were Canterlot homies!
[Original ask lost. Something to the effect of translation via magic.]
Well, I didn’t think I could, but maybe… Hr~ng…
[Gasping for breath] That… that takes a lot out of you… Excuse me while I pass out on to the… on to the floo-…
[Thud]
…
Yes, I’d like to know what you said.
1) Can be pretty sure I wouldn’t.
2) Oh my Cels! You’re right! There’s weapons everywhere!
… I swear… The only way you’re going to find or craft a weapon is through channels that are carefully regulated. Heck, even every ounce of metal a blacksmith uses is carefully tracked by the government.
Best weapon you could muster would be to improv with a kitchen knife or a bat. And the gangs back in Canterlot used to do just that. Wasn’t terribly effective in the short-term. At least to a moving target…
3) I’m not going to scold your decision; I was there once and it’s yours to make. But if you have the time, there are more rewarding avenues than “the easy way.”
4) What’s a “video game?” And Portal 2 sounds like a prescription suppository for diarrhea.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I just finished reading about Dynasty Warriors 8 and I’m psyched. Huang Gai’s default weapon is a [omitted] boat.
5) 1, yes. I pirated it because I didn’t think it would be much, but it turned out to be great, so I felt bad about it. I don’t want to pirate 2. I’d like to buy it legitimately, if I ever get some money, to support the developer.
6) Are you going to just start bringing up everyone that’s ever lived? Because this line of questioning is kind of stale already and it hasn’t even started.
7) Sure did! Was a great show! And that was a good episode!
My favorite was the one where Megadeth showed up and they played Back In The Day.
Complete global infatuation. (This picture is more embarrassing than it should be)
This picture is more awesome than it should be!
1) B: I don’t watch television or movies. I don’t play video games. I don’t read books. I don’t watch or play sports. I work for 20 hours a day. I try my best to sleep the rest of the time.
B: There’s a reason we only do this for five years before we retire. Though to be honest, I can’t imagine what I’ll do with the time.
2) Uh… I- The theme song? Not really familiar…
3) No. End myself, sure. But not everypony else.
4) No, I’m rebel scum.
5) Okay, but is thinking it’s icky really cause for a phobia? I mean, I’m afraid of bees and heights, but that’s because they can and have hurt me before.
And for the… the rape… I mean, wouldn’t that only be a fear for males? Ladies would already fear that. I’m just not following.
6) Eh. I love em. I mean, I really have no reason to complain. I’ve got into more than a few arguments, but the anons usually leave well-enough alone if I ask them to. Speaking of which…
7) Okay. Ha. That’s great. And, you know, I like to hide it a lot, but I do have feelings. Could you, you know, stop? I don’t want big meaty thighs. I want unremarkable thighs. I want thighs that nopony would have any reason to point out.
how do you draw ‘psychic’ thats like not a physical..quality?
This is my OC!
Like, for real. 3.5e Psi-Warrior. He’s only level 3, though, and I’ve never got to use him.
1) Some of the time. Maybe even occasionally.
2) Salu~t! How are you? I’m doing pretty well myself. [Squeak] Well, I mean I haven’t worked much lately and there haven’t been many ponies to hang out with. I miss all my old hangout buddies like Sweetie Belle and Gilda and Scootaloo. And Cheerilee and Applejack and Applebloom. And Berry Punch and Diamond Mint and Twilight. And Fluttershy and Rarity…
I’ve been… Kinda lonely lately… I don’t want to bother Krastos while he’s studying and working. And we’ve been going jogging in the morning but I’m so out of it and tired I don’t have much to say, or the ability to say it. Only so much I can say to Bon-Bon; I see her everyday…
… I’m sorry. Hello!
3) No, I’m a ponygirl. How would you even have a cowboy, wouldn’t that be a bull? I like to think I’m hilarious.
4) Calculating new route. Whenever possible, make a legal U-turn.
That’s a pretty complicated question that makes a few assumptions, and I don’t feel like writing an entire page in one sitting. Maybe ask a series of questions that lead to that?
5) Not really. And not for lack of want either, I assure you.
7) Krastos and I tried to watch 1 through 3 a week or so ago, but I feel asleep during the first one. I guess next time we try we can skip 3 and go straight to 4.
Pesadilla: Aw yeah, what what! Bark with me if you are my dog, woof woof!
