You got something in your eye.
Oh my God! Oh! My! Go~d! This is the coolest thing ever! Thank you so much! I got this hours ago and I’m still freaking out! It’s so amazing!
1) I know, right? On my end it’s more like, “Yeah, I’m playing on the higher difficulty setting but, you know, it’s-it’s taking me a while to clear.” And this one time in particular-, “What are you even doing? 200 hours? And you’re only that far? I completely beat Disgaea in 80.” And I’m all like- da [omitted], dood? All I did was ask a question. Was that even called for?
2) Big enough that I don’t really care about it but have operational knowledge.
3) B: How and were I spend my limited free time is my business.
4) Well, I know Rarijack is. If Flutterdash is canon that would just leave Twipie. And I think we all know better than to ship Twipie.
As a disclaimer: this is a joke and I have no idea.
5) Well… It’s a group of unicorns who’s job is to offer their body and mind for six hours a day to a magical system that monitors vital signs for anomalies. They have no memory of anything they’ve witnessed, in order to maintain privacy.
But the story goes, they can tell the difference between a pony who’s upset about something from a pony who’s getting a rush from thinking about killing somepony. It’s why there’s so few premeditated murders in Equestria.
It’s been around for a while but after what happened in Canterlot it was expanded considerably. And after what happened with Cadance and the changlings they now monitor even the Princesses.
1) Uh… Dragonball. Kirby. Bobobo. Cowboy Bebop. Big O. Shin Chan. I’m sure there’s a bunch of other ones. They were okay at passing the time.
But Speed Racer and Robotech were where it’s at, yo. Oh! And Hamtaro! Little hamsters! Big adventures!
I also watched a marathon of Sailor Moon for like… six hours. And there’s this one incredibly raunchy, and several times explicit, show called Ebichu. But there’s some really funny parts in it!
2) Uh… It’s not that I think you’d purposely give me anything that would hurt me, but I might not like what it does. I don’t like surprises.
No shed, but what would you be storing and for how long?
3) Cool! I mean, I don’t know how much fun it would be to play a sidescrolling Deus Ex, but it still looks great!
Also, I got that other submission you sent in and have been looking through them when I have the time.
4) Not in particular. I do look up some stuff about humans, though. Also, I can’t sing that well.
5) Bon-Bon: Hey! I’m not trying to tell you how to eat! Do what you want! I would be surprised to hear you ate ten, though. You’d probably start to feel sick after four or five.
Lyra: Oh, if I only had the money to eat as much candy as I want… I’d probably spend it on pasta.
So I finally sorted through all those flower pictures I took and set up a morning queue for them. I did them all one at a time so they’ll be spread out for a while. Enjoy!
Also.
Of course!
And I love your hair! I would be sad if you shaved it, but would respect your decision!
Okay, same deal as last year. These were the asks, there’s only two, but they’re pretty good. Sorry I don’t have more than this for the occasion.
1) Well… I don’t like to talk about it much because I know it sounds so crazy, but… See, I think your human Earth is the same planet as ours. I think this whole internet/ponynet connection thing has created some form of message time travel. I don’t know which of us comes first, but clearly something must have happened that stops humans and us from ever meeting.If we came first, there must have been some kind of mass extinction. But wouldn’t humans have found a trace of us by now? And what about the sun and moon? On the other hoof, if humans came first where’s the evidence they should have left behind? Even if all the buildings are gone, where’s the subways- the landfills. Shouldn’t the atmosphere be littered with satellites?
I know it sounds like I’m arguing both for and against my own point here, but I’m just… I have this feeling something terrible is going to happen to one of us…
2) B pretty much covered that before. In fact, you were the one that asked about it! I was breaking into somepony’s house and he busted me.
That doesn’t exactly explain how we became friends, though. I guess I could try to cover that…
B: Try as in, dance around the subject? I thought the whole point of this was for you to tell it straight.
Alright, fine [omitted]. B caught me more than once. I [omitted] hated his smug [omitted]. Twice in a week? That kinda doesn’t work for me. So I begged and pleaded like I usually would in that case. Only… he took me up on the offer… And then again. Then things got weird…
B: Continuously catching and releasing a criminal based on a bribe isn’t exactly legal. So I changed the deal.
That was when I started to learn about how I could use amplification and manipulation for self-defense. B taught me. We sort of bonded over that experience. Eventually we stopped. We were never in any sort of real relationship, though.
It wound up saving my life. And, less than two years ago, I used it to save Krastos’ life.
1) You know? I don’t recall… Was something I played at a friend’s house. But then again I didn’t know there were games where being shot canceled reloading.
But it’s okay to not be that good at games. I’m not exactly “l33t” myself. As long as you’re having fun!
2) Your director’s an [omitted].
3) Now Strawberry, you knew good-and-well that B wasn’t going to accept anything you gave him. Why’d you even bother? Now I’ve had a basket of “not normal” fruit sitting in my room for four days that I’m not sure if I should be eating or not.
Also, I have no idea what you’re trying to explain there at the end. No mental image.
4) B: I continue to disagree.
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Only got two Tell: asks. If you still want to send one, I’ll try to squeeze it in.
1) Oh my gosh! Hi! How’s it going? How’s your writing? Not much has happened over here. Krastos is studying for his doctorate so he’s super busy. I’m just, you know, kinda hangin’ out.
2) Yeah, we drag our butts across the ground.
Because toilet paper is too advanced for us.
3) You mean the spy cams. Yeah, I know about that.
4) That’s not the pony way. And nothing is ever that simple.
5) I’ve never even heard of it.
6) Lyra: Like I was saying, Ever, no big changes or anything over here.
Bon-Bon: I’m answering questions now too! Isn’t that new?
Lyra: You want to answer this one?
Bon-Bon: Ew. No.
Lyra: Me neither.
Anypony remember this? Well I figured I’d do it again! Yes! It’s almost been 2 years since I started this tumblr! And while I don’t have much else prepared, I figure this is the least I can do.
I’m going to directly answer a question I usually wouldn’t. Think of it like an honesty hour/TMI type-thing (which I intentionally don’t do).
BUT! Here’s the stipulations.
- I’m only answering one.
- I’m choosing which one. And-
- It can’t be anonymous. You have to have a blog with at least a month old message, or present proof that the blog has been around for at least a month (which isn’t hard. If you have no posts just submit a link that leads to a question you’ve asked somepony at least a month ago; doesn’t matter which tumblr it was sent to).
Don’t waste your time spamming my inbox with the same question over and over again because it’s not going to matter. If I find a better question, or one I’m more comfortable answering, that’s the one I’m picking.
If you want your message to be in the running, place a “Tell:” tag before the message (without quotation marks). For example:
- Tell: What do your eyes smell like?
My one year tumblr anniversary is on July 8th. To make sure your message counts, send it in before 6 A.M. EST of July 8th. That’s A.M., morning of the day itself. It might count after that if I haven’t done the winning message yet, but I can’t guarantee it.
Last year I wound up answering all the questions that were asked, so the only choosing one thing is more of a disclaimer. I’ll answer at least one.
1) Wouldn’t you know it, this has been asked before. Answer is still an irritated-you-would-even-ask no.
2) I suppose being a parody would explain why it was funny. As opposed to some [omitted] like “ponies with hourglass cutie marks didn’t get their cutie mark in time.” I mean, what the [omitted]? That’s awful and hateful!
3) Yeah… I thought that pep rally went a “little” too well.
4) Sorry, I don’t get the reference. I get the next one, though!
5) Yeah, Rip. Now about those spec ops?
