the FIRST AND ONLY PONY OF THE DAY, TO CATCH MY HUMOROUS CHANGE IN ICON.!! lolololol
changing back now
Oh.
I figured this was going to result in bodily harm to myself with a heart-shaped ninja star. Or the house being burned down. Or you teaching Tootsie some fourth dimensional swear word that’s somehow offensive even though it doesn’t exist.
This is actually nice!
Well, since I don’t have any asks I’m just gonna poke-rant for a moment.
Who thought it would be a good idea to give Jolteon Quick Feet for it’s hidden ability? Jolteon is not terribly sturdy; if it gets hit by something it doesn’t resist more than once, it’s probably already down (if it survives the first hit). For the ability to activate Jolteon has to be poison, burned, or paralyzed, the later of which it is immune to as of gen 6 (and never something you want to be regardless). Being poisoned or burned takes away critical health for an already fragile pokemon.
But even if Jolteon is burned or poisoned, what exactly is it going to do with the extra speed? It’s already in a six-way tie for 11th fastest Pokemon overall; and 4th if you don’t count mega evolutions or legendaries. So why didn’t they give it something useful like Lightning Rod or, like, anything that doesn’t involve boosting speed?
And of course I complain because the Jolteon I have has Quick Feet when I would have rather had the default Volt Absorb.
Would you recommend it? This is my first foray into Pokemon anything. Prior to December 25th, I could only maybe name 2, possibly 3, pokemon. Judging by…
I’ve enjoyed it, but I’ve purposely been playing Black 2 before X because it’s a substantial step backward in visuals and easy accessibility. BUT if you do get it, you can use hackwebsites to give yourself special event pokemon that you can’t just get anymore. I went a little nuts with it this time (my team has been Snivy, Jolteon, Mew, Victini, Genesect, (all low level) and then the Zorua that you get from the story), but all I’m going to do with X is give myself a level 1 Miltank that I’m breeding to join my Fennekin at the start (which I’m choosing so I can get Zapdos which, like Jolteon and Mew, is an old Gen 1 favorite of mine).
I’ve had a pretty good time.
And now, a bunch of things I meant to reply to earlier but forgot.
I just knew I was alright the following day. To be frank, it passed through my digestive system.
2) Thank you! This is actually the first time anypony has given me a positive comment on it. I get questions about it every now and again, but never any commendations!
3) Groovy, Gnarly, Tubular, Radical. Wait, I take that last one back. Pretty sure Rainbow Dash says that too.
I want to use heavy, but I keep forgetting in the heat-of-the-moment.
4) This made me feel better at the time.Thanks!
5) We shall be resolute in our resolutions!
That we both evidently failed last year.
1) Woah woah woah. Slow down there Jane Row. I’m not that smart. Let me bust out dictionary.com.
“Well wishes, evil-doer or criminals! I am attempting to put to use wrongly the collection of formulas for the preparation of affordable articles of food. Who will join me!?”
… Are you trying to sell drugs for food?
2) Sure, Strawberry. Want to answer a question or two with me?
3) Lyra: Seems amazing? It’s definitely showing age, but that game was the hottest of the hot for its time.
Lyra: And clearly I would be the keen-eyed spotter to Bon-Bon’s quick-hooved digger.
Bon-Bon: Alright, sure.
Lyra: Really?
Bon-Bon: Lyra. Once again, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I don’t play video games.
4) I’m not sure what implications are even attempting to be made by that statement.
5) Well, you just went completely out of your way to insure no pony could do the whole “lol! you can’t read cupcakes!” joke. Spoiled sport.
Well, quite a while ago I noticed a trend; a considerable drop in followers after every batch of messages I answered separately in succession. I came up with the thesis (because I’m not as dumb as everypony thinks I am) that the cause of those unfollowers wasn’t the content, but the method of its distribution.
After comparison, I found that taking a screenshot of the questions and answering them all in one text post takes up way less space on a follower’s dashboard than answering each message separately, even with the picture (the one containing the question) expanded. While I have no concurrent control group to compare my findings with, the results have been pretty groovy (though I have received one or two notable complaints, specifically regarding viewership through mobile devices).
This has all lead me to the conclusion that the majority of ponies would rather have all of their information from a single source condensed into a compact newsletter-style format that they are free to either read at their leisure in a centralized location, or bypass at once if they have more important business with which to attend.
AskLyra: Taking into account concerns you didn’t know you had, and then using them against you like a soulless machine.
Okay, so yesterday after I threw up, I most certainly was not fine.
But this time I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine
Welp, I just threw up.
Feel fine now.
1) I don’t know. All those closing parenthesis are making me uncomfortable.
4) Oh-Eighth Em Ess Team sounds right. Heero was kind of boring as a central focus. He wasn’t an awful character, but I’d have liked it better if any of the others had more screen time than him (preferably Duo).
I liked a lot of the old Zeon models. Zaku II, Gelgoog, Dom, Efreet. But my favorite in Wing were the OZ’s Virgos. Those things were vicious!
I don’t get why everyone makes such a big deal about my hands. What did you expect me to have under there?
#fitting that Lyra should as ask him about hands huh
No. No, it’s just another coincidence, right?
…
Bon-Bon, do I have a problem?
1) Well, I’ve always liked green for what should seem like obvious reasons. My two favorite characters to play in City of Heroes were villains (Fire/Dark Brute and Electric/Force Controller), which was also known as “red-side”. And my first Pokemon game was Pokemon Blue.
2) Lyra: A full-time job. Which I think is the same as last year.
Bon-Bon: I don’t know. This heavy workload half the year is starting to wear on me. Maybe I’ll see about expanding my business a little to afford hiring an assistant.
3) It’s okay! I didn’t see it as being disrespectful or anything! It’s always nice to hear from you!
4) Bon-Bon: Why thank you for asking! Here at Sweetie Drops you can indulge yourself in all the sweetest, most delectable candies you can imagine. From the richest or creamiest chocolates, to the most mouth-watering fruit-flavors known to moral tongue! We’ve got everything from peanut brittle to real liquorice! Sugar treats! Cinnamon treats! Mint, gum, taffy, and caramel! Ingredients are hoof-picked and locally grown (when possible)!
Bon-Bon: On a budget? Not a problem! We stock all the major manufactured candy! But take just a few seconds to try a sample test and you might be surprised at how a little difference in price can equal a huge boost in flavor!
Bon-Bon: Where is this magical place you ask? Narnia? Why, just trot right up to town hall and turn to your right! We’re the first door to the left! So why shop anywhere else for your confectionery needs?
Bon-Bon: Sweetie Drops!Sweet to the last drop!
Things you regret sending to somepony on tumblr while drunk at a party
Sorry, Sexxi-Bbz. I hope that didn’t make things awkward.
I mean, I’m sure it was pretty awkward. I just hope it wasn’t too awkward.
LMAO. LYRA.
omg i shouldnt be laughing, im so sorry.
no omg it was fine haha. you didnt say anything weird lol. gOD, i feel horrible for laughing. its not because of your message, its becvause youre drunk. at a party.
and u should know by now, that i definietly see you as a goody-2-shoes. if you didnt know, oops, you do now.
#oH MAN #HAD A BIT TOO MUCH #BETTER GET ON … MY PONY ACCOUNT #AND SAY HEY TO BBZ
Things you regret sending to somepony on tumblr while drunk at a party
Sorry, Sexxi-Bbz. I hope that didn’t make things awkward.
I mean, I’m sure it was pretty awkward. I just hope it wasn’t too awkward.
1) One might say 
1) Woah woah woah. Slow down there Jane Row. I’m not that smart. Let me bust out dictionary.com.
1) I don’t know. All those closing parenthesis are making me uncomfortable.
