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Well, it’s actually a difficult subject to touch upon. I don’t have any hard evidence one way or another.

You know the theories regarding parallel dimensions? Well, I don’t think they’re parallel. I think they curve into one another and ponies and events get mixed together! There’s the Scootaloo that left of course, but Sweetie Belle is another good example. Some days she recognizes me; other days she genuinely has no idea who I am.

You may recall me mentioning that Twilight did some work for the weather team. Well, the whole story is that she grossly miscalculated and now the weather team is having to pull a friggin’ blizzard!

Ponyville gets its power from Canterlot, so what I’m basically saying is, I might lose power. Might not too, just in case.

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1) Yeah… Scootaloo almost dying from alcohol poisoning at a party I threw isn’t exactly one of my fondest memories.

I do miss that Scootaloo, though. But the current one is pretty cool too! Ah… multiple tenuously intersecting dimensions are weird.

But hey! Thanks for the message! You’ve clearly been around for a while! (Sorry if I should recognize you.)

2) No. I mean, some ponies might not mind getting a little dirty, but I don’t know any that love being covered in mud.

Did I say love? I meant like. That’s what you said anyway.

cobradeus:

svveden:

no drummer has [redacted] on this dude

did nOT think this was going to be as incredible as it was when i started this

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1) Bon-Bon: Well, thank you but they always got in the way.

B: Hate to break this to you, but somepony already tried the whole puppy thing. Doomed to failure from the start, of course. But as far as ludicrous conquest plans go, it wound up being quite threatening. Before it was all over they completely took over Hoofington; and the population there didn’t even know it.

2) Yes. In fact, there’s quite a few ponies that look nearly identical to one another. Strange phenomenon that has something to do with near-perfect genetic match-ups going back to common ancestors.

I was at the royal wedding. But during the attack I spent most of my time running around the streets trying to get ponies to safety. She told me about it after the fact, but Professor Lyra (inactive) was mind-controlled.

Older followers might remember that Professor Lyra was the one that gave Krastos his present home in Ponyville, after she moved to Canterlot.

Spike: I know how this is going to end. Not even sweatin’ it.

Spike: I know how this is going to end. Not even sweatin’ it.

askdjasttheghast:

I don’t see the point of it…

You know, I’m not even sure what I was expecting.

When you're eating dinner, do you eat each portion separately, take a little of each, or mix them all up?

sexxi-bbz:

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the word sounds familiar…i know it does….

Okay okay. I wasn’t really expecting you to be able to make this funny. But you totes did.

Kudos.

sexxi-bbz:

*giVES YOU A SWIRLIE*

Hey, I’d be pleased as punch if I really got it right. Seems like every year I just get stupider and stupider.

image1) Sorry. Force of habit; what with Bon-Bon’s hyphen.

But no, seriously. Who looks at their newborn and says “Oh what a sexy baby. We should give him a name to accent his sexiness.”

That’s like, awful, unfortunate, and creepy all at once.

2) Bon-Bon: Hello, dear.

3) Pretty wild. I mean, when you hear somepony go by the title “super duper party pony” you just think, “Yeah right, dude.” But that colt has got some connections to pull off the craziness he does. That birth-iversary was jumpin’ on into the sunrise. I don’t know that Princess Cadance’s wedding had as much going on. And that had a sizable budget!

Mad props to both Cheese and Pinkie.

My little ponies, I love Erin!

She’s, like, awesome! She’s like this quick-witted, bad[omitted] I wish I was!

zero-width-space:

There was literally a small bit of lag in the transmission on the local channel here where the Seahawks scored another touchdown, which apparently was a punt return run across the entire field to TD.

And that’s pretty embarassing to have in the same match where the Seahawks already scored an interception touchdown 70 yards away from Touchdown.

Right now it’s 29-0 for the Seahawks, and Broncos keep making [redacted] poor decisions. Either their QB makes an incomplete or intercepted pass or he gets sacked. Right now as I was typing the last sentence there was another interception by the Seahawks and the Broncos got a 15 yard penalty to boot with it.

Edited:

36-0!

That sounds awful. I mean, a game where something like that happens by half skill and half chance can be pretty exciting. But when one team is just destroying the other it’s like watching a bunch of adults playing against children.

You know what’s more interesting than this year’s Superbowl?

zero-width-space:

Loading screens.

Seriously, this year’s match is just so [redacted] boring. I am officially going back to looking at TERA loading for an eternity and half because that’s still more varied and exciting than watching the Seahawks steamroll the Broncos.

What a coincidence! This is the first year I haven’t watched the Super Bowl since I was in high school! Glad I’m not missing anything.

sexxi-bbz:
“ asklyra did you know that bonbon used to be a nerd
did you know this.
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Lyra: Used to be?
Bon-Bon: Uh huh huh huh huh. I wear contacts now, big whoop.
Lyra: Not sure where you got this, but the three of us were talking and I know the...

sexxi-bbz:

asklyra did you know that bonbon used to be a nerd

did you know this.

Lyra: Used to be?

Bon-Bon: Uh huh huh huh huh. I wear contacts now, big whoop.

Lyra: Not sure where you got this, but the three of us were talking and I know the Lyra that’s in that picture behind Bon-Bon. We even hung out for a bit during Rainbow Dash’s Birth-iversary!

As an aside, ponies look at you funny when you’re standing next to somepony that looks just like you.

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1) Bon-Bon: I have… space issues. How about you not do that anymore? For me.

2) That’s great! I knew it had to be possible, but my futile efforts amounted to little more than smashing my face against a wall.

3) I think I saw somepony else reply to one, but I don’t know if they got as many as I did.

4) Two of the names are even the same! Check the post again if you didn’t notice.

5) I found it here where you can buy a print, if you want!

6) Senior year was a very strange year.

7) Well, if we knew ahead of time, we’d do something to help them, right? It does no good to blame ourselves.

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1) I watched all of the first one, but skipped to the ends of the others (because I can’t sit still long enough). They were pretty neat! I learned some interesting stuff about human politics! I had no idea the UN was such a useless piece of crap! Or that the Trilateral Committee was real, and that it’s power amounted to little more than club for a bunch of rich old ponies!

2) Ah yes. I too will go back to being a pony on Sunday.

3) Oh I got my tail hoofed over to me. I beat Unova and Kanto, and that’s it. Basically anything that involves Pokemon that are EV trained ends in me losing.

BUT! Once I get to X it’ll change because I can properly EV train my Pokemon without it taking the eleventy-billion hours I don’t have! Speaking of which, the whole reason I want Pokebank is so I can start with a select set of low level Pokemon. Other than my Mew I’m not really concerned with the higher level Pokemon I have outside of collecting.