The Great and Powerful Trixie does not require your permission to speak to her heart’s content about whatever subject tickles her fancy. But, since you are in such need of aid, The Great and Powerful Trixie supposes she can spare a moment from her busy schedule to indulge.
Hatching the Pokemon eggs is easily the most boring and time consuming part of Pokemon breeding. Simply carry five eggs at once, and a Pokemon with the Flame Body or Magma Armor ability. As you must always carry a Pokemon with you at all times, only a foal would waste their time hatching eggs without such an addition.
As each egg of the desired Pokemon hatches, if they do not possess the desired Nature/Ability, then release. By that time you will likely be able to acquire another egg and continue. As it is a continuous sequence, Trixie recommends you bicycle back and forth along the same route as the daycare to speed up the process of hatching, release, and procurement.
As far as leveling the newly hatched Pokemon, if you are in a rush, re-battling the Elite Four and Champion, along with attaining the maximum rank in the Battle Chateau will allow you to fight the highest level trainers available. Simply give the desired Pokemon the Lucky Egg and open every encounter with said Pokemon; switching them in and out as each opponent’s Pokemon is defeated.
However, The Great and Powerful Trixie must caution you. Always EV train your Pokemon first using your preferred method.
As for the remainder of your plebeian rambling, The Great and Powerful Trixie does not know of any Lyra or Bon-Bon. However were she, however unlikely it may be, somehow stricken down with physical injury, she would not oppose to being waited on in admiration by her adoring fans. Not that she isn’t already.
Princess Twilight Sparkle? She’s from where?
This is dumb. It’s probably not even a real show.
Why do they always ask that? I’m just a pony!
Bon-Bon? I don’t know about that, but I bet Scootaloo’s mother is.
Hey!
I know the answer to that. But I bet you three don’t!
… Ser'ously? I live on a farm.
How am I thuppothed to know what thong that ith?
It-sounds-like-a-radial-awesome-episode-and-I-absolutely-cannot-wait-until-this-friday!
Dear Mike Dawson,
It can sometimes be difficult to stand apart from the crowd and resist falling for the latest trend. A lesson my friend Rarity has learned more than once, but I had yet to discover myself. In an effort to stay ‘hip’, I was willing to try just about anything to keep everypony on my side! But I’ve found that if you truly believe in yourself, you have no need to jump aboard every bandwagon you come across. In time, your true friends will rally behind you for your unique and individual style.
Your faithful Princess,
Twilight Sparkle
Oh… They… really aren’t. Spike was just trying to be nice. Although, maybe he feels alone sometimes too? Like, maybe he was trying to reach out to someone new because he feels so lonely and unappreciated.
Oh dear, I guess the girls and I do sort of exclude him a lot in our activities. O~h, now I feel just awful.
Oh my gosh! I saw! I know it was before my time, but I love Homestar Runner! And my favorite character is Homestar Runner too! It was a real treat to see him dancing around on screen again! I used to love seeing how he would always best Strongbad, without even trying! Because the good guys always win! What did you think, Gilda?
I think you need to chill out, dweeb. I don’t even know why you wasted my time showing me that lame cartoon. Except for the blood. That was sort of cool. And the bold eagle thing was sort of funny, I guess. Laughing at speech impediments never gets old. Though it does take out some of the fun when they’re laughing at themselves.
Well lan’ sakes, big fella! You sure had me by the tail!
How’s that wrestlin’ business of yours goin’, sugarcube? You know, Big Mac was gonna try out wrestlin’ once upon a time, but the poor guy chickened out at the last minute. I think he still has the mask. Saw it aroun’ here somewhere’s the other day.
They still use masks in wrestlin’, righ’?
What was that? Not only permission to gush but an outright request? WELL! HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT!?
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1) Lyra: No, I’m not okay now. Simple pulled me too hard during a walk and now my knee hurts more than before. And Bon-Bon still doesn’t believe me.
Bon-Bon: I stay by your side when you actually need me. You don’t need me right now.
2) And that’s fine! Everything is fine!
3) Bon-Bon: I wouldn’t put it past Ms. Center-of-Attention.
Lyra: I deny everything.
4) … Uh… I’d kinda have to know what is being argued for and against. I mean, I’m aware of the show’s existence, but that’s as far as my knowledge goes.
1) Congratulations! I still owe quite a sum. I’d probably be paid off by now if not for that one semester at a university.
2) Great! Can’t wait! Just let me know what time or message me when you’re around!
3) I had but I hadn’t looked it up until I got this message. It looks pretty cool! Not so sure about starting at level 50, though. When WoW did that with Death Knights the level cap was 70. It’s still only 60 in Tera.
Also, super lazy developers for making it exclusive to Mithra- I mean Elin. No excuse for that.
4) Bon-Bon: Lyra conveniently hurt her leg by… how was it again?
Lyra: Sitting. Sitting with my leg bent too long.
Bon-Bon: Which is evidently a thing that can happen.
Lyra: I can taste the sarcasm in the air. It really did and still does hurt!
Bon-Bon: But only when you bend it.
Lyra: Only when I bend it more than a forty-five degree angle.
Bon-Bon: Right. Right. But as for me, I just helped out where needed.
sexxi-bbz:
asklyra i am honestly sorry, for when you get online.
I always wanted to try that windswept mane-style.
1) O~h [omitted] yeah, bud! (Warning: Strong Language)
2) A ringtone like that would get on my nerves.
3) Oh Bbz, you shouldn’t ever feel like I’d be upset with you for sending me messages. I might not get to them right away but that’s what this tumblr is for!
4) Sorry. I let “trucking” go, given the source material, but those abbreviations are pretty universal in their definition. Better luck next time!
asksirlintalot:
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Nothing like absorbing knowledge through osmosis. High impact osmosis.
1) Oh good. I was worried you might be like 57 or something by now. Just let me know when you want to play!
2) Is a game! That I’ve never played! Which seems strange. I’d probably like it. Same with Left 4 Dead.
3) That’s a tough request. I’ve uploaded many tracks, and there’s many more that were never completed, or even recorded. Sweetie Belle’s version of Hush Now Quiet Now has the most listens. I think Tal Tal Mountain sounds the truest to the original. There are recordings I’ll still go back and listen to myself, like Lower Brinstar or Eight Melodies. I think the Deus Ex Theme was my favorite to work on. A lot of ponies liked Pokemon R/B/Y’s Champion Battle.
I mean, I could sit here all night and just list things. But I am sort of working on two different tracks right now. Can’t say when either will be done.
4) Not ringing any bells, sorry. If this is a reference to Slender, I never played it.
5) I… never made that connection. That is truly horrifying.
My favorite episode of Rugrats was Slumber Party. If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
asksirlintalot:
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For just a second, after it flew into KKo’s face? I thought it might really be a book of ESP.
