asksirlintalot:

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At the risk of sounding a little too Pinkie Pie, “Who’s ready for a party?!”

1) Not that I tried, but it was pretty solid. And yes, gold in food sounds… very weird. I haven’t done any boxing training in a while. Not since Sweetie Belle went home. And no, nothing. I keep putting in applications but not hearing anything back.

2) Yes. Yes you would. At any available moment. You’re almost as bad as Bon-Bon.

3) Are you kidding?! The streets were turned to heat-reflecting gold and half the buildings were transformed into gem stones! And it seemed to just happen out of no where! It was horrible!

It took a mandatory curfew and three princess two hours to reverse it all! The gold streets were too hot to even walk on!

4) Lyra: I don’t jam so well. I need sheet music and practice to perform. But thank you!

Bon-Bon: Sorry. I don’t drink.

5) Well, while an absolutely terrible pavement, gold does have it’s uses.

See? This is why “streets paved with gold” is a horrible idea!

I can’t even take a picture of it- it’s so blinding!

If that wasn’t bad enough, it’s getting really hot! It’s heating up the whole town! I heard Princess Luna and Princess Cadence are rushing over to help fix it… before we all fry!

1) Yes, but strictly amateur; I’ve never entered a real match. I don’t want to get hurt. I got into it as a form of self-defense. My training was mostly shadowboxing, instruction, and then sparring. We didn’t go to a gym or anything, so we didn’t have much, like, equipment.

Basically, I was taught by one pegasus. Sparred with others, but he created the foundation. And who was this stallion, you ask? Well…

2) I’ve tried, but I can never find anything I want or can afford. I went to the Trader’s Exchange with Bon-Bon, but I didn’t bring anything. She got a hat. I sound more like this (which I first thought was a filly singing, but explains why I’ve been told I sound like a colt).

3) Electric again, huh? I wonder if I have the same three pokemon in there as last time. Once I can, I’ll tell you what yours is and which pokemon are in there. Also, I’m pretty sure there are less expensive ways of getting a Slurpuff.

4) In the original, Yoshi at first, then Kirby. In Melee, I used a lot of Falco, Roy and Mewtwo. I didn’t play Brawl much, but I think maybe Link more than the rest. I wish there had been a mode where you could use the stickers from Subspace in a regular fight. I was kinda disappointed.

5) Watch yourself or you’ll have to pay the troll toll.

6) Hmm… Very realistic. But I think that’s a drawing.

sexxi-bbz:

do you really think i play tennis OR video games, lYra?

well i have played tennis on the Wii lol….i was….extremely bad actually.>B(

BUT I WAS KICK-[reacted] AT BOXING. OH MAN. I LOve Wii Boxing, because i am terrific. you wanna 1v1 me, Lyra? Come on lets go. right here. right now. youre going to have to provide the Wii, i dont have access to one anymore.

Sorry, I don’t have a Wii. But we can spar if you want. You orthodox or southpaw? Got your own gloves? How about conditioned sparring? No headshots/first to ten body blows sound alright?

asksirlintalot:

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No! …not you! S-something else! Make it s-stop!

In response to this post:

1) Frogman and Mosquito-with-Buttons-for-Eyes. Don’t suppose there are more technical names for those two, are there?

2) Well by that logic a unicorn is just a chimera of an earth pony and a narwhal, and pegasus are just pony-birds. No reason to even bring up griffons.

3) I’m not so sure. I mean, if you look closely just in front of the tail fin; that sort of looks like a leg of some kind, doesn’t it? Like there’s something more obscured beneath the cage.

Anypony else?

Okay, while I was snooping around the Trader’s Exchange in Rainbow Falls, I saw these animals. Can anypony identify them?

1) Bon-Bon: Uh… No. I don’t care. I mean, it doesn’t mean anything to-

Lyra: Oh my gosh yes! Where are your cups?! I checked like every cabinet! What? There?! Why?! Why would you put them there?! That’s stupid! Next you’re going to tell me you put your bowls in an upper cabinet too! You do?! AGH!

2) My vocal range is somewhere between nails on a chalkboard and the sound of a toilet flushing. Very technical, I know.

If I could sing, my comfort zone would probably fall somewhere between Tricia Brock of former Superchick and Lacey Strum of former Flyleaf.

Example A: Stand in the Rain
Example B: So I Thought

And of course I mean singing the instruments! I do it alone all the time, just usually have sense enough to not do it in public.

3) Um… No? That wouldn’t make any sense. There are a few, sure. But pursuers of feminism are activists. As in, you have to actively be doing something toward the cause.

4) Well, I’m terrible at regular fighting games. But I was halfway decent at Smash. So yeah, I got kinda into it and forgot that the point was to have fun.

Illegal Immigration, as it exists in your world, only makes sense in a case of population diffusion. That is, a location banning new immigrants on the grounds that there’s just too many in a single location. However, as I understand it, the most populated places in your world have no such limitation.

It seems to be a matter of nationalism; a country wanting- and forcing, its citizens to be part of an inescapable collective whole. Done to the detriment of those who are considered “different”.

Of course, Equestria had closed its borders to the griffon nation; making immigration illegal. But this was done to protect itself until the country became stable again; it was never intended to be permanent.

And! The upcoming Equestria Games holds the important distinction of lifting that ban and opening its borders once more to griffon immigrants or visitors!

Why the [Chiquita] does this [major source of potassium] even exist?!

We rode the observation wheel, but then some stallion developed grabby hooves around my Banana Pie Popsicle© and got frog across the face.

asksirlintalot:

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I took twelve damage because I landed on a stick.

askyourgunrunner:

asksirlintalot:

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yer going on my nerves… girl…

Hey! I haven’t made fun of your hat yet! How about a little cooperation, teammate?

1) Lyra: Knock-knock.

Bon-Bon: Who’s there?

Lyra: Something funny.

Bon-Bon: Must not be a knock-knock joke then!

[Ba-Dum Tsh]

2) I wish I could believe this, my twenty-two thousand three-hundred thirty-forth AOL-inspired clone. I could use some relaxing morning-time jams.

3) Sure, but that’s just for entering a country, right? Entering and exiting are two very different things.

4) Uh… There’s some posts I’ve made while drunk. They’re not so great… I’m cutting back. It’s an expensive habit anyway.

At my best while drunk, I’ll usually try singing something outside my effective vocal range (which isn’t great to begin with), complete with instruments. Sometimes forgetting to even sing the lyrics because of doing the instruments.

At my worst? Well, imagine a drunk pony struggling to remember the lyrics to a song that’s entirely too confusing to be attempting while smashed. While all the above is still in effect. I can usually nail the chorus, though.

1) It can pretty much be summed up as-

Which I’m allowed to joke about, because I used to be one of those no items/Final Destination pricks. And without even knowing it was a thing!

2) Lyra: Uh…

Bon-Bon: To be clear, you’re the one wearing the suit, right?

3) I’m sure you realize I’m not eating any of that. But I’ll at least take a look at the book.

4) I… I don’t understand. There are places in your world that… don’t?

That doesn’t… That’s like foalnapping an entire country. How can you stop somepony from leaving?

That’s… That’s horrible…