Well, glad that little story arc resolved itself. I was on the edge of my seat.

Tootsie is Bon-bon’s nephew. Tootsie’s parents work all day so she stays with us. She leaves on the weekends to go hang with her real parents.

Bon-bon and I don’t have a daughter. How would that even work with two mares?

Yeah, but only because her parents couldn’t be there. Can you blame me for not paying attention? I mean, Tootsie’s a nice filly, but it’s not like she’s related to me or anything.

Oh, you mean Big McIntosh. Big Mac sounds like a wheat burger or something you’d order at a restaurant.

Still not ringing a bell, brony.

Say, what’s that over there?

Hey Cheerilee!

Ah celles… Do ponies really do that?

I’ll remind her and let Bon-bon know she needs to keep track of it.

Fine, I guess. I’m not supposed to bother her while she’s cooking.

Who’s Big Mac?

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Meta Powers…

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Is this a reference to that Newgrounds game about Applebloom?

Well, I am a unicorn.

There’s this one really choice spell I had to learn when I first performed in Cloudsdale that would let me walk on clouds.

Come to think of it, that’s probably how Twilight and those earth ponies were there too. Still not sure what was up with that Rarity and her butterfly wings.

Anyway, Ms. Hooves gave me a lift to the competition. I still can’t fly.

Yeah, brony.

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Hold on…

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Meta powers say I can find a picture.

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Blam!

Bonbon isn’t a fan. But it’s her fridge, not mine. She handles the food, I pay the rent.

It can get kind of expensive, I guess. But from what I understand, it’s far worse for Carrot Top.

Woah! Way to assault me with a bunch of questions all at once!

A) Together? Like in what way?

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Hold on… meta powers activating….

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Oh… No. She’s my best friend, and my roommate. We hang out and have fun. That’s it.

B) Yes. When I moved from Canterlot to Ponyville, Bon-bon was looking for a roommate to help pay the rent. She has “fine tastes” so her food bill is pretty staggering. It’s good stuff, though. Most of the time.

C) Yeah, brony! Derpy is awesome! Her and Carrot Top hang out every now and again.

D) No, not really. I mean, Twilight was always so busy back in Canterlot, and that hasn’t really changed. I’m not one hundred percent on who her friends are. Rainbow Dash and Applejack I figure from the Running of the Leaves. Then at the Best Young Fliers Competition, she was with Applejack, and rooting for Rainbow Dash and that dressmaker, Rarity I think. And I want to say she had Mister and Misses Cake’s apprentice with her and some yellow pony I don’t recognize. Boy, she had a set of lungs on her, though.

Lyra Puppet says, “I love you too.”

Come on, brony. Seriously?

That’s cool, I guess.

It’s just how I’m comfortable. I don’t consider it part of my identity or anything.

Funny story, actually. Turns out I can play every instrument I’ve ever tried at an amateur level within three hours of picking it up, except for the lyre.

The Sitar is my favorite.