I was going to give you a serious answer, but meta powers kicked in before I could even start typing and told me to ask you ‘how do you type with boxing gloves on?’

I don’t really get it, but absurd comedy can be funny too, I guess.

Free yourself from anonymity and it’d be easier to tell you apart from the metaphorical ‘legion’.

I dunno, brony. It’s cool hangin’ out with Bon-bon, but I wouldn’t want to live with her for the rest of my life.

ask-cheerilee:

asklyra:

Bon-bon DVR’d the season finale of Mares of a Certain Age, so we just finished watching that. Weird show, but I gotta say they know how to end a season. Everything is nicely tied up. If they want to do another season, they can. If not, it’s all good.

On the over hoof, Stable M.D. went off the deep end on it’s season finale. I mean, it’s a hugely popular show, so it would never happen. But if it was suddenly canceled, that would be a horrible ending!

Anyway, Bon-bon is stoked that The Closer is starting back up next week.

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Meta powers apologize that I don’t have a pun for that name, but I don’t know what they’re talking about.

How about…”The Crouper”?

Hold on…

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Have to channel meta powers cause I have no idea what you’re talking about…

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Meta powers is worried that might be too vague, unless specifically explained. But, whatever’s funny!

Bon-bon DVR’d the season finale of Mares of a Certain Age, so we just finished watching that. Weird show, but I gotta say they know how to end a season. Everything is nicely tied up. If they want to do another season, they can. If not, it’s all good.

On the over hoof, Stable M.D. went off the deep end on it’s season finale. I mean, it’s a hugely popular show, so it would never happen. But if it was suddenly canceled, that would be a horrible ending!

Anyway, Bon-bon is stoked that The Closer is starting back up next week.

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Meta powers apologize that I don’t have a pun for that last name, but I don’t know what they’re talking about.

We’ll see how long I can keep your attention.

Anonymous is a fickle thing.

You bronies are just going to keep driving down this avenue, huh?

Here’s your sign.

Generally speaking.

That’s Rock, Jazz, Classical, Metal, and Ska.

Pop is okay now and again, too.

Sure, sure. But it’s easy to throw around flattery. Where’s the proof to back it up?

askprincesscelestia:

I actually found the joke on the Internet!

Is it any wonder why she’s in charge?

After that last question, I figured this would be fitting.

Oh dear, sweet, Celestia. NOT AGAIN!

Oy vey, brony. There’s some things you just don’t leave to magic.

Not a fan, no.

And they’re kind of dirty, so not unless I had to for some reason.

Well, glad that little story arc resolved itself. I was on the edge of my seat.

Tootsie is Bon-bon’s nephew. Tootsie’s parents work all day so she stays with us. She leaves on the weekends to go hang with her real parents.

Bon-bon and I don’t have a daughter. How would that even work with two mares?