Ask Lyra

Hi, I am new to ponyville! Why are you sitting all the time? And I don't know anypony here either! I have no idea who everypony is. I do know the names of sommeee....

askcottoncloudy-blog-blog

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Sit_like_that

Why do I sit like that all the time? Well, that’s one of the comforts that knowing telekinesis affords a(n?) unicorn.

But I tell you what, I bet being able to fly would be pretty cool too.

A normal night for you two? (sent by askstarbuck)

askbon-bon:

I swear Bon-bon’s nephew, Tootsie, will be the death of me.

askbon-bon:

I can’t help but love this picture. It’s adorable!

Hey, if Derpy and that doctor are in the picture, I wonder why Carrot Top and Colgate aren’t.

You got any carrot cake? I heard that your roommate makes a mean carrot cake!

askangeltherabbit-deactivated20

Not… not on hand, I don’t think.

Sounds like you might be in a bit of trouble, little guy. You can crash here for a spell, if you have to.

Psh, you should've played along. xDD;;

askbon-bon-deactivated20110928

I swear to Celestia, you play this so straight it scares me.

Good one though! You had me doubting even myself!

So who's the actual Lyra? You or mage-lyra. Also care to explain your missing horn in some scenes?

Anonymous

I don’t know, to be honest.

I figured Bon-bon was just joking about us being married, maybe she is married to a Lyra she’s known since she was a filly.

Regarding the missing horn:

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/OH_DEARS

At this stage, I can only assume it’s another clone.

Dear Lyra,

I am fascinated by your ability to sit on benches in that way of yours. I would like you to come over to the fascility for reasearch on your spine. This is optional, but would you like to come? It would be a scientific breakthrough if we discover something.

Signed,
The Scientist

Anonymous

I gotta practice a bunch tomorrow for a recording session Tuesday.

Ask the other Lyra, maybe she’d be down.

http://mage-lyra.tumblr.com/

No, I'm one of the Unicorn Lyras. I'm pretty sure I'm the one that got snubbed by Twilight Sparkle on the way to Moon Dancer's birthday party.

It really gets confusing... I think I passed four Derpies both normal and wall-eyed and a Ditzy Doo today.

askprofessorlyra

Ugh, I was definitely in Canterlot that day. Maybe we both came from there?

I heard something about Princess Celestia and a cloning machine. I guess that wasn’t a joke.

Lyra you're my favorite pony of all time! You've convinced me to go out and my hoof on a lyre!

Anonymous

Really?!

Oh my Celles that’s so awesome! I inspired somepony!

On Bon-bon's tublr, she claims that you two are married. So which one of you is trolling us?

the-shady-bacon

She’s heard the rumors as much as I have. Her reaction is a little different.

I honestly still can’t get my head around the whole thing. Don’t people room up together where you bronies come from without being in a romantic relationship? It’s a much cheaper alternative to paying all the home-owning expenses yourself.