A normal night for you two? (sent by askstarbuck)

askbon-bon:

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I swear Bon-bon’s nephew, Tootsie, will be the death of me.

askbon-bon:
“ I can’t help but love this picture. It’s adorable!
”
Hey, if Derpy and that doctor are in the picture, I wonder why Carrot Top and Colgate aren’t.

askbon-bon:

I can’t help but love this picture. It’s adorable!

Hey, if Derpy and that doctor are in the picture, I wonder why Carrot Top and Colgate aren’t.

You got any carrot cake? I heard that your roommate makes a mean carrot cake!

Not… not on hand, I don’t think.

Sounds like you might be in a bit of trouble, little guy. You can crash here for a spell, if you have to.

Psh, you should've played along. xDD;;

I swear to Celestia, you play this so straight it scares me.

Good one though! You had me doubting even myself!

So who's the actual Lyra? You or mage-lyra. Also care to explain your missing horn in some scenes?
Anonymous

I don’t know, to be honest.

I figured Bon-bon was just joking about us being married, maybe she is married to a Lyra she’s known since she was a filly.

Regarding the missing horn:

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/OH_DEARS

At this stage, I can only assume it’s another clone.

Dear Lyra,

I am fascinated by your ability to sit on benches in that way of yours. I would like you to come over to the fascility for reasearch on your spine. This is optional, but would you like to come? It would be a scientific breakthrough if we discover something.

Signed,
The Scientist
Anonymous

I gotta practice a bunch tomorrow for a recording session Tuesday.

Ask the other Lyra, maybe she’d be down.

http://mage-lyra.tumblr.com/

No, I'm one of the Unicorn Lyras. I'm pretty sure I'm the one that got snubbed by Twilight Sparkle on the way to Moon Dancer's birthday party.

It really gets confusing... I think I passed four Derpies both normal and wall-eyed and a Ditzy Doo today.

Ugh, I was definitely in Canterlot that day. Maybe we both came from there?

I heard something about Princess Celestia and a cloning machine. I guess that wasn’t a joke.

Lyra you're my favorite pony of all time! You've convinced me to go out and my hoof on a lyre!
Anonymous

Really?!

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Oh my Celles that’s so awesome! I inspired somepony!

On Bon-bon's tublr, she claims that you two are married. So which one of you is trolling us?

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She’s heard the rumors as much as I have. Her reaction is a little different.

I honestly still can’t get my head around the whole thing. Don’t people room up together where you bronies come from without being in a romantic relationship? It’s a much cheaper alternative to paying all the home-owning expenses yourself.

askdinkydoo:
“ 30+ followers
But still no cutie mark…
When will it come?
”
Only 30?! That’s a crime! What’s wrong with you ponies?! This filly is amazing!

askdinkydoo:

30+ followers

But still no cutie mark…

When will it come?

Only 30?! That’s a crime! What’s wrong with you ponies?! This filly is amazing!

Read this and know you had no choice, but to read this with my voice! ;D

Sorry, I didn’t. My mind was elsewhere.

Give me another chance.

Hi other Lyra!

Are… Are you that Lyra without the horn?

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/OH_DEARS

Dear Lyra (big fan btw),
What are some of your favorite t.v. shows/movies?

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Television

Despite my complaints, I do like those shows.

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Movies

To add to that list (at least, with shows that still air).

Adventure Time.

Regular Show.

That new ‘The Looney Tunes Show’ can be a trip sometimes.

All of the CSIs and NCIS.

As for movies.

Liar Liar.

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

The original Star Wars trilogy.

The Back to the Future trilogy.

Last Action Hero had my favorite villain ever!

“I just shot a man, and I’d like to confess!”

I am going to take that response seriously.
Anonymous

You go right the hay on, brony.

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/neighsayers

When was the last time you kissed Bon-Bon?
Anonymous

Oh, this morning. We made passionate love on the couch while listening to the weather channel.

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Bon-bon

And I direct your attention in particular to the sign.

http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Sign