1) Before I found out, I thought it was Johto. Not because it was amazing or anything, but because after you beat the league there, you go to Kanto too.
2) Usually saying you’re sick makes ponies want to stay away from you.
3) Ominous, but thanks!
4) B: Let’s just say I’m more than familiar with Ponyville. Perhaps I prefer the hustle of the city, or maybe the grass is just always greener. It’s hard to tell.
5) B: You can bark up this tree all day.
So I’m sick (yes, again).
Slow updates might get slower for a bit.
1) Thank.
2) Verbal irony, or brogre master race? You decide!
3) Well, I never got to visit Hoenn, so I’m at least interested. I’ve heard more than once that it’s the fan favorite area from the series. Pokemon Art Academy looks nice. More of something I’d expect to see online for free, though.
4) I know! And how about the thing just transporting itself to some random place in Ponyville and sprouting up! It’s like the thing is sentient! I’d honestly be afraid to live there.
5) B: For clarity’s sake, a theoretical puppet master organization wouldn’t be the one doing the cohesion in our example. It’s you. Right now.
could you please tell me whose face this was previously on?
I don’t have an update today. I’m tired and I’m gonna go to bed.
So have this! It’s literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in well over a month!
1) Bon-Bon: Aw. You’re just the sweetest thing! I’m waiting for my favorite author to release another novel, so for now I’m reading a book called The Third Eye Alumni. Its draw seems to be that the story is told through the villains’ perspective, which are a group of psychics that use their powers to predict and manipulate events. It sounds smart, but its execution is pretty stupid. I might not finish it.
2) I try to. I don’t always remember though. Back in R/B/Y I had to go all the way back through the Unknown Dungeon because of that.
3) B: If you think one of the most well-trained guards in Equ-
Ex. Ex-Guard.
B: … One of the formerly most well-trained guards in Equestria can be coerced into revealing information against his will, then you’re not qualified to operate a push mower.
4) Oh, well I’m glad you’re not upset! I just wanted to make sure you knew for the future.
1) Oh no! I don’t think you had to do that! Unless they removed the function in X and Y, any legendary you beat on accident will respawn after you defeat the Elite Four and Champion again!
I’m so sorry! I’d have told you if I knew you had a problem!
2) B: I didn’t say the talent got little attention, I said the mark did. You might not understand the meaning behind the mark. You’re looking for a picture.
B: And… I don’t know if I will or not. I shouldn’t, but I might.
3) I don’t know! I’d like to hope we’d have a library somewhere in town. But for all we know Prin… Twilight might convert part of her castle into a public library. I could see her doing that.
4) B: And you would spread unrest under covert military conditions where every minor outburst must be treated as though an insurmountable front could result from inaction.
5) Lyra: Sure! I’ll try to get a picture later of him. All the ones we have are pretty old.
Bon-Bon: Oh, I’ll live. But hey! Thanks for thinking of me! And the store is fine. Just in that gentle lull between major sale periods. Gives me more time to read.
*Walks up next to Gunrunner, horn glowing and magic surrounding all four legs.*
When this is over, you and I are having a little chat about restraint.
1) Ma~ybe. I’ll have to find out sometime soon!
2) B: I find your frank, but genuine concern… strange. Very well. The cutie mark is well known, but few pay any attention to it.
3) B: That wouldn’t help anyway. I use illusionary magic to mask my identity. You’re looking for somepony else who has my cutie mark. You’ll never find me.
4) Me too. Not that destroying half of a forested biome, along with hundreds of books is a minor incident.
B: Serve your country by spreading peace. Fail to do that and you only prove you can’t be trusted.
Oh my Celestia! Thank you, Tote! Now I have a little me!
B: You can’t do anything about it anyway. Maybe nopony can.
B: Nightmare Moon was a mere ten generations ago, yet it was reduced to legend. Myth. Chrysalis, Discord, Sombra, Tirek- Ponies might be aware of Tartarus, but if they really knew what it housed? And all that pales in comparison.
B: Fear. Fear breeds panic. Panic breeds fear. And it all just makes things easier for them. Fear gives them opportunity. Panic and it’s already too late. Too late for you. Too late for your family. Too late for your friends.
B: Control, sedation, peace- Peace above knowledge. Peace above fairness. Peace above happiness, if necessary. It’s the only way we’ve slowed them this much.
B: Altering minds? We should be so lucky. Those involved are completely aware. Struggling for an eternity until there’s no will left to fight. Then watching in horror. Helpless against forces beyond their control, without so much as the strength to call out. To end their own suffering. To prevent the suffering they will soon cause.
B: And yet you ask, like a brave little foal. As though knowledge will somehow protect you. And I say to you again…You have no idea what fear is. If you did, it would already be too late.
1) That… was the worst thirteen minutes of… anything, that I’ve ever sat all the way through. Ah… I don’t even understand. It was obviously intentionally bad. Was it actively parodying itself, even as it played?
2) Well, it certainly didn’t look good last time I saw it. Everything though? Probably not. I mean, it had a basement.
[omitted], Gunrunner! You’re gonna to wind up killing one of us!
1) Oh my Cels! Are you alright?! I heard you were hurt!
The castle? It’s ugly. It would be ugly in the Crystal Empire. But in Ponyville? It’s ugly and out-of-place.
2) B: Looking for ponies who are earnest on the internet. That sounds like a fabulous idea.
3) Now this I had not heard of. The subjects on the wiki sound ridiculous. But if they were true, I could certainly see a point to the show.
4) I know I said it before, but… I mean, Death Knights start at 50 and literally get to 58 in about two or three hours. The big difference being, by the time they added Death Knights, the level cap was 80. The cap in Tera is still 60. Not that I don’t want to try it when I get a chance.
5) B: Well, if you’re so interested in making a game of it. There’s only so many cutie marks. You creatures clearly have access to resources from our world. Surely you can find some kind of listing.
1) B: A broad concept, but at the same time too specific. Suppose, if you can, that physical objects aren’t the only things that can disappear. Someone can be right in front of you- you can touch them; hold a conversation with them. But they’re still gone. You might not even be able to tell it.
B: It’s easier to live when you think you know what to be afraid of. Knowing? That’s something else altogether.
2) B: I don’t have problems, I have habits… Apprehensions, maybe.