...I'll watch her... I mean the table. I'll watch the table.
Anonymous

Get out of my house.

Maybe you’ll get a ‘Listen to Lyra perform’ cutie mark.

Okay! Is everything resolved? Can I play now?

Okay, now that that’s over. Could someone watch the table while I play? I don’t want a repeat of this with Sweetie Belle.

asklyra:
“ askscoot:
“ I fond this in the frigde. hope you ponees dont mind~
”
Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!
We should probably take her to the hospital first… Scootaloo, maybe you’ll get an “invasive stomach pump”...

asklyra:

askscoot:

I fond this in the frigde.  hope you ponees dont mind~

Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

We should probably take her to the hospital first… Scootaloo, maybe you’ll get an “invasive stomach pump” cutie mark!

Good point. Luna, your highness, could you…?

Will there be toilets at the hospital? If so, I'll do it.
Anonymous

Luna teleported her. So at least that’s been resolved.

askscoot:
“ I fond this in the frigde. hope you ponees dont mind~
”
Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

askscoot:

I fond this in the frigde.  hope you ponees dont mind~

Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

Okay, there is an unconcious, bleeding pony on my living room floor. Can somepony take her to the hospital? I’ll wait to play until whoever goes gets back.

Lyra, it's not the filly's fault.
She's young and naive, and is being pressured into it by some creep.
What she needs are good role models, or for someone to beat the living friendship out of the pony telling her she needs to drink to get her cutie mark.
Anonymous

Part of growing up is learning who to listen to. If Sweetie can’t control herself I’ll have to take her home.

ask-sweetie-belle:
“ asklyra:
“ If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.
”
Well… I’m not planning anything. You’re just imagining that...

ask-sweetie-belle:

asklyra:

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

Well… I’m not planning anything.  You’re just imagining that picture.  By the way there’s um… a… there’s a BLUE EARTH PONY with a MUSIC NOTE CUTIE MARK.  He’s at this party so you should go away go look for him.  I won’t drink when you do.  Because I don’t need to for a Cutie Mark, if you thought that.  

I’ve been watching the door all night. Am I doing to have to take you home?

I don’t know if I should play now or wait until everything is sorted out.

Um... that toilet is clogged also.
Anonymous

City Hall isn’t far form here. Either use a plunger or go there.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

Bon-bon’s house; You’ve been there before.

Hurry up! I perform soon!

Your toilet's clogged.
Anonymous

There’s another toilet opposite Bon-bon’s room.

Don’t tell her I pointed you there.

diamondmint:

asklyra:

diamondmint:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

Alright, We’re doing Phantom of the Opera. Now, seriously, who wants to do the Phantom during the duo parts?

I thought we were doing a Beatles song for Twi and BM? By request. =D

Phantom of the Opera is Semi-opera, with…

Thats fine Lyra. Do you have a Sitar by chance?

Yeah, but I’ll need it when I preform and I only have one. What do you need it for?

No no, I can’t play one, you would be playing it. For Twilight. ‘Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds’ ring a bell?

I can’t just play a piece on the fly like that. Sorry.