Wow, that's your story? Here I thought my mother was being overbearing on me for selfish reasons. ...I think I need to go and make a phone call.

Well, at least Ponyville is way safer than Canterlot.

If your parents raised you well, treat them well for as long as you have them! I know I would.

Dear Celestia that was a sad story... I'm not a rapist or a drug dealer, but I understand if you don't want to go out...

I don’t want to drive you away… I do like you… I have for a long time…

… I’m just scared…

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As was requested.

Huge thanks to Gilda for bailing me out with her guitar skills! It can’t be easy to play like a singing digital voice!

My most hated enemy lost his invitation?
This calls for a laugh, here I go.
Bwahahahahahaha~!

Well, I don’t really talk to the Doctor too much. But a friend of Colgate is welcome in our house.

askgildagriffon:

lunaanswers:

askdoctorwhooves:

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Of course I’ll be there.  I never miss a chance to dance.

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 That was the Friday of LAST week. XD

Well He Is A Time Traveler…

Mind. Blown.

Sorry that happened. *Super hug of niceness*
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Alright, I’ll accept asterisks as representing an action. Just this once.

*hug*

askdoctorwhooves:

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Of course I’ll be there.  I never miss a chance to dance.

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Doctor, that was the invitation I sent out a week ago. The party already happened.

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Edit: Just warning everypony, lots of ponies have mentioned that his is very sad. So unless you’re really interested in my past, just skip this.

Keep reading

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Ah, Half-Life 2. Never actually got around to playing it.

They sure are dragging their hooves with episode three, huh?

Ask. Blues. On. A. Date. Now.

I… can’t…

You just don’t understand…

Lyra, why is everything here and Equestria so crazy and insane?

Meta powers likes to look at it this way.

Everyday is an adventure, but not all of them are worth syndication.

*Creepy music plays*
"Rise and shine Ms. lyra rise and shine"

Not sure I get the reference. Hannibal?

Hey there.
Weren't you in Canterlot before the Summer Sun Celebration took place in Ponyville? What made you stay in Ponyville?

Well, I didn’t just decide to stay in Ponyville. My moving in with Bon-Bon was prearranged.

See here for more information.

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Sorry, I kinda… ran off last night…

I did get this finished though. I hope everypony can at least recognize it. It’s a very historically significant piece.

Recorded twice and spliced together. Once on Harp and once on Sitar.

Hey Lyra, I passed by that music shop today in Canterlot, and talked to the pony making those electric Lyre's. He gave me this, for you.

*sets a big case down in front of Lyra*

Thank you. I’ll… I’ll get to it soon, I promise.