Ask Lyra

W-well…

I… I mean…

I-I just… I… I…

You're an orphan? I'm sorry I didn't know... And sorry for daring Star Catcher to eat the pillows from your parents..

askspikesomething-deactivated20

Do you folks not know how to play Truth or Dare or something?

You either dare someone to do something humiliating or exhausting, you don’t dare them to break someone else’s stuff.

But again, it was hypothetical. I have no possessions from my parents.

I said, “What if.”

Point being, not cool.

*eats all the pillows in your house*

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

Now what if one of those pillows was the last possession I had from my parents, huh? Last known possession of the parents to an orphan.

I hope you think about that next time you decide to follow through on a dare that involves the destruction of someone else’s property.

So, I heard you have a thing for Blues.

askspikesomething-deactivated20

Would everypony-and dragon, just stop bringing it up! I don’t want to talk about it!

Yeah, but considering the work you did on the Stayin' Alive one I'm sure whatever you do next will be great. Best wishes.

-Jazzy Jeff

Anonymous

Well, I just hope nopony will have any trouble guessing it’s name.

Hey, it's cool. Looking forward to what you come up with.

-Jazzy Jeff

Anonymous

Hopefully you won’t be disappointed. It’s taking a lot of work because I have to record it both with my lyre and my sitar. The sitar part isn’t too hard, but the tempo is kinda fast for my limited ability with it.

Oooh Ooh Ooh Ohh
DO IT

Ohhhhhh Oh Oh OOOhhh
DO IT

Oohhhhhh oohh Ohhhh
DO IT

DO THE HUSTLE

DO THE HUSTLE

Anonymous

Sorry, I have a pivotal piece of history in mind for today.

Not that disco isn’t just radical! But this is kinda important. You understand.

Have you ever played music from the Legend of Zelda games?
(Like Song of Storms...)

relena-dark

Just to fiddle around, sure.

Do Do~ Do Do Do~ Do Dodo Do Do Dodo Do Do Dodo Do~

Dear Lyra,

Do you think you could make me a theme song sometime? I need something to play eery time I wake up.

Thankyou!

From your Princess,
Celestia.

trollestiaanswers-blog-blog

Actually, I’m trying to think of one for myself.

Sorry, your highness, but I’d never be able to capture your magnificence. You’ll have to find an actual composer for something like that. I just read memorize sheet music and practice until I get it right.

Is it possible to stop someone's heart from beating with unicorn magic?

Anonymous

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… Nothing legal…

You can get around the one upload a day limit by uploading to Sound Cloud instead, and then just posting that to tumblr.