Hi Lyra! I'd just like to say you are the best pony. You are my favorite!
I hope someday I can be as cool and collected as you.
-Little Tommy Pocket
Anonymous
Wow! Um, thanks!
Uh… I don’t think I’m all that cool and collected, though. I can still get real excited and jumpy. I just try to regain my composure and think things through. Doesn’t always work, though.
I’m sure you’ll grow up to be better than I, if you work for it!
3 men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to there room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the mens room should have been $25. On his way to the mens room to give them back $5 he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9. 9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?
Anonymous
That was interesting. I’ll admit, I had to look it up.
I knew there was some false information given, but I couldn’t figure out where.
Screw the rules! I have money!
Anonymous
I don’t recommend trotting through life with that philosophy.
And yes, I know what you’re referencing. I just don’t like that show or its abridged variation.
I could use a drink right about now...
i'm 16 so it should be alright... right?
Anonymous
Depends on the legal drinking age set in place by the country you inhabit.
I drank when I was a filly and I got myself caught up in a whole lot of trouble. I don’t recommend it until your body and mind are mature enough to handle it.
Was it really faster to ask me than to just look it up?
Why do you love playing the lyra or whatever dat is cuz ay em fat en stupit lolohmgaycentlklikethis
Um… I didn’t catch that last part.
The lyre is a beautiful sounding instrument, and very versatile. If I use my magic to push its note threshold beyond what’s natural, I can even make it sound sorta like a bass.
Not that a screeching guitar wouldn’t be tubular too, dude.
Well, I try. I mean, I could certainly exercise more and eat better. I’m not the fittest around, but I think I’m pretty well off.
Unless you were being sardonic.
…
Come to think of it, you probably were.
All right, I posted it. It was too big to squash into the ask box -_-
Hmm… It sounds nice; The scheme seems a little strange to put to music in my head.
I like it, though! Thank you!
I suppose so.
It's not neccesarily from my point of view, and not always from yours. You'd just...have to hear it.
Well, I’ll be looking out for it!
I wrote a song for you.
It's stupid.
But I still wrote it thinking of you.
Not romantically.
So, yeah.
I don't really know where I was going with this, but anyways. If you want to hear it Then just ask. I'm gonna have to recruit someone to sing, though.
Oh, sure. I’d like to hear it. Especially after you went through the effort of writing it already!
Is it a happy song?
ask-twilight:
asklyra:
ask-twilight:
asklyra said: I said I was sorry!
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, miss.
I was just trying to get revenge! You sat in the wrong seat!
It only took me three hours of watching and waiting to sneak into that place! And then I got caught sneaking out!
*sigh* I forgive you. It was just so embarrassing!
I really am sorry… I never would have tried it if I thought somepony else might have got caught in the crossfire.
I never did get back at that upstarting little… filly…
ask-twilight:
asklyra said: I said I was sorry!
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, miss.
I was just trying to get revenge! You sat in the wrong seat!
It only took me three hours of watching and waiting to sneak into that place! And then I got caught sneaking out!
Okay, so I keep my bottles on my computer desk every night to keep track of how many drinks I’ve had and make sure I only drink two. But this morning when I went to throw them away, I found one in the trash already. And Bon-Bon doesn’t drink. So in addition to drinking on an empty stomach, I also had three wine coolers.
So… Mystery solved. I gotta be more careful.
