I don’t know where he is.

We’re friends; we’re just not super close.

Yeah, of course. Be right there.

…

Where do you live?

I’m not really for the whole-

“Hey, wanna be my friend?”

“Okay!”

type-thing. If we hang out and talk, you’ll know when we’re friends.

Pfft. You don’t need friends. I survived fine without any for a good long while.

Do I know anypony that would be interested in helping you overthrow Princess Celestia?

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I’m sorry, but that’s not something I would willingly help anypony with.

Why do you want to overthrow Princess Celestia anyway?

I owe my life to Princess Celestia, so I’m not really the right mare to be talking to about something like that.

Don’t worry, though! I’m completely confident in Princess Celestia’s ability to withstand any plots and am certain your punishment for something like that won’t be too severe!

Alright, I’ll let you know right away when I’m back.

Is it urgent? I’m about to eat dinner. Can it wait a little while?

Goodness!

If it’s more than a small fire that can be extinguished with water or a household fire extinguisher, then by all rational thinking, get out of the house! Your life is more important than your home!

If by live in the middle of no where, you mean you would be unable to survive long enough to reach civilization, grab some water, food and a blanket on your way out! Good luck!

I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong.

I just think some ponies could use a little more patience. You’re completely fine!

I do try to be patient, though. A lot of life’s problems are just misunderstandings that could be avoided with a little care and consideration!

Uh…

If there’s any cloth or paper accessible, wrap the injury and try to hold the cut closed. Grab some water if you can and head outside if you can’t contact anyone. Do you live in a populated area? Call for help if you do!

If… if the bleeding is really, really bad, you may need to apply a tourniquet in order to stop the bleeding. But you could lose the limb if you do, so be very careful! That’s a last resort!

I thank you for your compliments in inverse proportion to your level of sarcasm!

Awesome and cool? Um… Living through tragedy? I don’t know, I don’t think I’m either of those things. I’m just a mare. I don’t even own my own home.

I hope no one hates me, but I also hope that’s not because of my appearance. I try to be courteous to everypony!

I do take steps with my appearance, though. I like my hair to look pretty, it makes me feel better! That can sound shallow, but it’s important to have a positive self image!

Is it just a cut? If it’s just a cut, apply direct pressure and elevate the point of injury. If it’s more severe, head to the hospital as well. If it’s really severe, call 9-1-1!

Sorry if I took too long to answer! I hope you’re okay!

Truly a comment that must always be taken out of context.