Well… no… That’s antique, and antiques are classy…

Maybe give them flower wreaths? Certainly never paint them.

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I’m not really an exterior decorator.

Contrast can be a delightful thing!

Remember, we’re moving away from terrifying and creepy.

Not that its my decision or anything!

We seem to be going in opposite directions here…

Bright! Inviting!

Maybe get some of those vines that have flower blooms to grow down the side of it.

And proper lighting.

Whenever you get here is fine! There’s not much to clean up, I’m almost done already.

Ha ha… I don’t think there’s anything you can teach me about hand-to-hand combat.

But I’m with you! Whenever I’m not busy is fine for hangout time!

That place is creepy and terrifying, I prefer the other option.

Sure! I’ll just pick the place up a bit!

It’s good to have friends from different walks of life. But you gotta have patience. Friendship isn’t bought overnight!

I don’t know where he is.

We’re friends; we’re just not super close.

Yeah, of course. Be right there.

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Where do you live?

I’m not really for the whole-

“Hey, wanna be my friend?”

“Okay!”

type-thing. If we hang out and talk, you’ll know when we’re friends.

Pfft. You don’t need friends. I survived fine without any for a good long while.

Do I know anypony that would be interested in helping you overthrow Princess Celestia?

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I’m sorry, but that’s not something I would willingly help anypony with.

Why do you want to overthrow Princess Celestia anyway?