Eh… Sounds disorienting.

You mean hüfball? I always just called it soccer.

Confused, distraught, upset.

I’ve been better.

How are you?

Each level of your tower is either bigger than Ponyville, or smaller than our house. I’m going to see if I can find some outside information.

A yard is the size of three hooves? That would be pretty small again.

This is confusing. I need a visual.

Hmm…

Well, it still doesn’t give me an accurate measurement.

Yard?

That seems wildly inaccurate. I mean, Bon-Bon and I have a pretty small yard, but Sweet Apple Acres? That place is huge!

Either way, your tower must be a lot larger close up. That’s gigantic!

Is that where the saying, give ‘em an inch and they’ll take a mile comes from?

…

That’s a strange measurement.

500 hooves doesn’t seem very big.

Probably not in the foyer, unless we’re talking about a concert-hall size foyer. A domestic foyer is for greeting people and small talk before welcoming someone into the rest of your home.

johnsentry:

I have decided to record my plans on tape.

Equestria Takeover Plan #1

That is… the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.

You might not even be punished for attempting something so laughable!

And I’m sure explaining that to every horrified house guest makes for a lovely conversation.

You’re probably better off asking somepony else. The gap between our tastes seems too great.

diamondmint:

You may want to reblog this if you know someone who is not following me.

I was fortunate enough to get more than one of the San Diego Comic Con MLP:FIM posters. And since I really got started on Tumblr, I feel it’s only fair to have a contest here.

I will be giving away (1) one of the posters…

The game’s a foot?

See, that’s part of that dark, depressing, terrifying motif that makes me weary. Why would you ever want to look at that anyway? It’d just drag up sad memories, wouldn’t it?

I’d get rid of the dragon skull, that’s sort of disrespectful.

Bright tapestries and modern lighting, I would think. It sure can get expensive to furnish a tower. I’d never want to own one!