Back on?
I hope you might have some advice...
I'm remembering things about my past a bit at a time, and there's something...you...might know about..
Can I come over for a bit? It's something I need to talk about WITH you...
Yeah, of course. Be right there.
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Where do you live?
That's... sad... wanna be my friend?
I’m not really for the whole-
“Hey, wanna be my friend?”
“Okay!”
type-thing. If we hang out and talk, you’ll know when we’re friends.
I need friends but everypony is afraid of me just because i spent 12 years in an asylum. So i figured that if nopony willingly wanted to be my friend i'll become king and MAKE them be my friends.
Pfft. You don’t need friends. I survived fine without any for a good long while.
Do you happen to know anypony that would be interested in helping me?
I've been trying to find somepony but every time i ask they just chase me out of town.
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Do I know anypony that would be interested in helping you overthrow Princess Celestia?
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I’m sorry, but that’s not something I would willingly help anypony with.
Why do you want to overthrow Princess Celestia anyway?
Anyway, i have plans on overthrowing Celestia and place myself on the throne so when i'm king would you like to be the royal bard?
I owe my life to Princess Celestia, so I’m not really the right mare to be talking to about something like that.
Don’t worry, though! I’m completely confident in Princess Celestia’s ability to withstand any plots and am certain your punishment for something like that won’t be too severe!
Yeah, I can wait. But it is really important.
Alright, I’ll let you know right away when I’m back.
Lyra, I need to talk to you about what's been happening with me lately...
I think you would know best...
OOC:/ (I mean this thing in character, don't worry;P)
Is it urgent? I’m about to eat dinner. Can it wait a little while?
Ok i used my lighter to burn the wound so i'm not bleeding anymore, unfortunately my house is now on fire and i live in the middle of nowhere.
As you seem pretty reliable and smart i hope that you can help me out again.
Anonymous
Goodness!
If it’s more than a small fire that can be extinguished with water or a household fire extinguisher, then by all rational thinking, get out of the house! Your life is more important than your home!
If by live in the middle of no where, you mean you would be unable to survive long enough to reach civilization, grab some water, food and a blanket on your way out! Good luck!
Dear Lyra.
How the hay do you put up with me? After all i've been pretty rude and i'm quite sure that anypony would hate me by now.
You have the patience and tolerance of an angel i'll give you that.
I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong.
I just think some ponies could use a little more patience. You’re completely fine!
I do try to be patient, though. A lot of life’s problems are just misunderstandings that could be avoided with a little care and consideration!
I'm bleeding out and the phone is broken because i dropped it on the floor.
Further advice would be appreciated.
Anonymous
Uh…
If there’s any cloth or paper accessible, wrap the injury and try to hold the cut closed. Grab some water if you can and head outside if you can’t contact anyone. Do you live in a populated area? Call for help if you do!
If… if the bleeding is really, really bad, you may need to apply a tourniquet in order to stop the bleeding. But you could lose the limb if you do, so be very careful! That’s a last resort!
Oh Lyra how did you become so awesome and cool? I mean, everypony loves you and why wouldn't they? After all you are the most beautiful being in WHOLE of Equestria.
(No sarcasm)
(Ok maybe a little, but i really meant the last part)
I thank you for your compliments in inverse proportion to your level of sarcasm!
Awesome and cool? Um… Living through tragedy? I don’t know, I don’t think I’m either of those things. I’m just a mare. I don’t even own my own home.
I hope no one hates me, but I also hope that’s not because of my appearance. I try to be courteous to everypony!
I do take steps with my appearance, though. I like my hair to look pretty, it makes me feel better! That can sound shallow, but it’s important to have a positive self image!
I cut myself on my cutting board while trying to cut a cupcake into a triangle.
Advice?
Anonymous
what did luna say about the mexicans? i missed it an now i am uber curious…
Truly a comment that must always be taken out of context.
Hi Lyra! I'd just like to say you are the best pony. You are my favorite!
I hope someday I can be as cool and collected as you.
-Little Tommy Pocket
Anonymous
Wow! Um, thanks!
Uh… I don’t think I’m all that cool and collected, though. I can still get real excited and jumpy. I just try to regain my composure and think things through. Doesn’t always work, though.
I’m sure you’ll grow up to be better than I, if you work for it!
3 men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to there room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the mens room should have been $25. On his way to the mens room to give them back $5 he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9. 9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?
Anonymous
That was interesting. I’ll admit, I had to look it up.
I knew there was some false information given, but I couldn’t figure out where.
