Is it urgent? I’m about to eat dinner. Can it wait a little while?

Goodness!

If it’s more than a small fire that can be extinguished with water or a household fire extinguisher, then by all rational thinking, get out of the house! Your life is more important than your home!

If by live in the middle of no where, you mean you would be unable to survive long enough to reach civilization, grab some water, food and a blanket on your way out! Good luck!

I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong.

I just think some ponies could use a little more patience. You’re completely fine!

I do try to be patient, though. A lot of life’s problems are just misunderstandings that could be avoided with a little care and consideration!

Uh…

If there’s any cloth or paper accessible, wrap the injury and try to hold the cut closed. Grab some water if you can and head outside if you can’t contact anyone. Do you live in a populated area? Call for help if you do!

If… if the bleeding is really, really bad, you may need to apply a tourniquet in order to stop the bleeding. But you could lose the limb if you do, so be very careful! That’s a last resort!

I thank you for your compliments in inverse proportion to your level of sarcasm!

Awesome and cool? Um… Living through tragedy? I don’t know, I don’t think I’m either of those things. I’m just a mare. I don’t even own my own home.

I hope no one hates me, but I also hope that’s not because of my appearance. I try to be courteous to everypony!

I do take steps with my appearance, though. I like my hair to look pretty, it makes me feel better! That can sound shallow, but it’s important to have a positive self image!

Is it just a cut? If it’s just a cut, apply direct pressure and elevate the point of injury. If it’s more severe, head to the hospital as well. If it’s really severe, call 9-1-1!

Sorry if I took too long to answer! I hope you’re okay!

Truly a comment that must always be taken out of context.

Wow! Um, thanks!

Uh… I don’t think I’m all that cool and collected, though. I can still get real excited and jumpy. I just try to regain my composure and think things through. Doesn’t always work, though.

I’m sure you’ll grow up to be better than I, if you work for it!

That was interesting. I’ll admit, I had to look it up.

I knew there was some false information given, but I couldn’t figure out where.

I don’t recommend trotting through life with that philosophy.

And yes, I know what you’re referencing. I just don’t like that show or its abridged variation.

Depends on the legal drinking age set in place by the country you inhabit.

I drank when I was a filly and I got myself caught up in a whole lot of trouble. I don’t recommend it until your body and mind are mature enough to handle it.

Was it really faster to ask me than to just look it up?

Um… I didn’t catch that last part.

The lyre is a beautiful sounding instrument, and very versatile. If I use my magic to push its note threshold beyond what’s natural, I can even make it sound sorta like a bass.

Not that a screeching guitar wouldn’t be tubular too, dude.

Well, I try. I mean, I could certainly exercise more and eat better. I’m not the fittest around, but I think I’m pretty well off.

Unless you were being sardonic.

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Come to think of it, you probably were.

Hmm… It sounds nice; The scheme seems a little strange to put to music in my head.

I like it, though! Thank you!