I, for one, don't want to marry you. We're two different species, it would be weird.
Your unprovoked position on the issue has been noted.
No you weren't!
Yes I was! And I was right last time! It was the same anon that had been pestering you!
hmm.. I guess brownies? I'm not big on desserts and sweets :<
AnonymousNow, see? That’s a problem. You can’t hang out with Bon-Bon and not like sweets.
How about music? You have to know music is important to me.
You started it!
He was a lost puppy looking for his mommy! I was just trying to help the poor, widdle guy!
Why are all the anons asking you to marry them? That's a bit creepy.
Twilight Sparkle, I would imagine.
Alright, what do you want to know? I'm an open book :3
Anonymous“Why are you so interested in marriage” would be the obvious one.
So let’s go with your favorite dessert.
Enjoying your influx of lovestruck anons?
If I can’t get this Spoonman cover finished by tonight, I’m blaming you.
You seem to have a lot of anon stalkers.
Have you considered saving up for a bodyguard? If I were you, I'd be pretty damn worried if so many complete strangers wanted to marry me.
Have you considered saving up for a bodyguard? If I were you, I'd be pretty damn worried if so many complete strangers wanted to marry me.
I’m fairly certain it’s the same one.
And I can take care of myself, if I have to. But thank you for your concern!
Yes you have to tell me
But I only listen to kisses
Do you want me to listen? ;3
But I only listen to kisses
Do you want me to listen? ;3
AnonymousThese ‘questions’ are getting stale. I’d hate to have to start deleting them.
Tell me about yourself, strange anonpony.
Marry me! I won't divorce you and I will looooooooooooooooooove you!
AnonymousYou know I won’t believe you. Do I really have to say I don’t believe you?
B-B-BUT ZE SCIENCE! I could figure out a way to cure brain damagez! And do you really think zat i would hurt you? Sure some of my surgical tool's are a little rusty but i'm fairly certain that you won't get infected...
Your changed name doesn’t inspire confidence.
Marry me, you beautiful unicorn. <3
AnonymousAnd risk losing half my stuff in a divorce? You must be mad! I barely have anything to my name as is!
I’m not that active either. Can’t exactly do jumping jacks while practicing music.
Also, what do appearances have to do with it?
