Alright, it's even. Wanna get something to eat?

Absolutely! Oh, I’m so excited! We’ve never really talked much before!

Oh, okay then. So... what now? I'm not used to internet fights and I haven't really studied up on the protocol.

Well, usually they descend into stringing obscenities together to ‘form new words’ until one side gets bored. We can probably just skip that part and call it even.

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Well, actually getting questions is a change of pace for me. So that’s interesting.

If everypony could watch their language, though, I’d appreciate it.

Is there something wrong with endearing?

I thought we were having one of those faux-internet fights. Just kinda threw me for a loop, is all.

Also you sit funny, but that's more of a personality quirk and it's quite endearing.

Why is everyone so hung up about how I sit! It doesn’t mean any-!

Endearing?

Good evening, Allow me to introduce myself, I am Galaxiour. I believe you know my daughter Luna.

-Galaxiour

A… Are you really? You look like a green blob. No offense, thegreengoo.

No. You, Lyra, have frigidity.

Uh… Vocabulatry terms. Hold on.

W-

I just don’t find that sort of thing suitable for public conversation, that’s all!

I would think your true problem would be readily apparent.

I haven’t heard of you and Big Macintosh together since my party, if that’s what you’re driving at!

Yes, but you have yet to admit your REAL problem.

Meta and I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Socializing is not my strong point, I suppose
Any more questions? :3
Anonymous

I don’t really lead conversations. If you want to talk, you gotta be a social butterfly. Fly my little anon-erfly! Fly and be free!

We can't all be as pure-hearted* as you.

*sprinkle this with a heavy dose of sarcasm

At least somepony in this conversation is willing to admit to having a few drinks every now and again~!

Was it defensive? Didn't mean for it to seem so, sorry. Just honest truth though - I've warmed up to some genres, and some bands and such that I didn't like before I would suddenly want to listen to. I like to think I'm adaptive when it comes to interests c:
Anonymous

You’re not very good at keeping a conversation going, are you? Don’t take everything so personally, just roll with it and move on.

That doesn't mean I want them humping my leg.

...
Worst analogy EVER.

Twilight! I’m surprised at you! What a place for your mind to go!

We both know that you hate puppies.

They’re too hyperactive for me. But you love them! And they love you!

I can listen to just about anything. And if I don't like it, give me some time and I warm up to it. But overall favorites are synthetic music and rock.
Anonymous

What a defensive answer. Are you afraid I’m going to make fun of your tastes in music?

We can disagree on things, it’s okay.