You started it!
He was a lost puppy looking for his mommy! I was just trying to help the poor, widdle guy!
Why are all the anons asking you to marry them? That's a bit creepy.
Twilight Sparkle, I would imagine.
Alright, what do you want to know? I'm an open book :3
Anonymous“Why are you so interested in marriage” would be the obvious one.
So let’s go with your favorite dessert.
Enjoying your influx of lovestruck anons?
If I can’t get this Spoonman cover finished by tonight, I’m blaming you.
You seem to have a lot of anon stalkers.
Have you considered saving up for a bodyguard? If I were you, I'd be pretty damn worried if so many complete strangers wanted to marry me.
Have you considered saving up for a bodyguard? If I were you, I'd be pretty damn worried if so many complete strangers wanted to marry me.
I’m fairly certain it’s the same one.
And I can take care of myself, if I have to. But thank you for your concern!
Yes you have to tell me
But I only listen to kisses
Do you want me to listen? ;3
But I only listen to kisses
Do you want me to listen? ;3
AnonymousThese ‘questions’ are getting stale. I’d hate to have to start deleting them.
Tell me about yourself, strange anonpony.
Marry me! I won't divorce you and I will looooooooooooooooooove you!
AnonymousYou know I won’t believe you. Do I really have to say I don’t believe you?
B-B-BUT ZE SCIENCE! I could figure out a way to cure brain damagez! And do you really think zat i would hurt you? Sure some of my surgical tool's are a little rusty but i'm fairly certain that you won't get infected...
Your changed name doesn’t inspire confidence.
Marry me, you beautiful unicorn. <3
AnonymousAnd risk losing half my stuff in a divorce? You must be mad! I barely have anything to my name as is!
I’m not that active either. Can’t exactly do jumping jacks while practicing music.
Also, what do appearances have to do with it?
Twilight zaid you have a bigger brain than her... mind if i cut your head open and take a look at it? FOR SCIENCE!
I don’t want to have to hurt you. I’m against violence.
Why are you so against marriage?
AnonymousI’m not against it! I offered to be a bridesmane at Gilda’s wedding! I was gonna play da dan dada! But if the first words you say to somepony is-
“Marry me.”
Then you need a lecture and some time to re-prioritize things.
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
“I’m redirecting all sexual questions to you from now on.”
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
