Hmm.. What's your favorite meal?
Anonymous

Nothing fancy, a good wheat burger with cheese.

I like cheese. Makes everything taste better.

Zat poor Anon doesn't have a big chanze with you does he?

Going out with him… or her… lets go with it.

Going out with it would be about the same as going on a blind date. Sorry, not for me.

All it takes is an argument to make a friend, I suppose.

If only things worked out like that while I was growing up.

...I think Twilight Sparkle just asked you out on a date.
Anonymous

When I get back, I need to remember to draw a picture of me performing a facehoof.

Fine. I'll watch my language miss cheeri- I mean lyra.

Are you kidding? Cheerilee doesn’t hold anything back after the bell rings! She’s hilarious! Hasn’t been on tumblr in a while, though.

Ah that is because I am using my assistant to send this message to you, he's a small lizard like creature.

-Galaxiour

(OOC, Roboshi is my primary blog, with Galaxiour being my secondary. unfortunatly I have to use primary blogs for sending questions)

Oh… kay… I always refer to your daughters as ‘your highness.’ Guess that would make you 'your majesty.’

What can I do for you, your majesty?

Alright, it's even. Wanna get something to eat?

Absolutely! Oh, I’m so excited! We’ve never really talked much before!

Oh, okay then. So... what now? I'm not used to internet fights and I haven't really studied up on the protocol.

Well, usually they descend into stringing obscenities together to ‘form new words’ until one side gets bored. We can probably just skip that part and call it even.

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Well, actually getting questions is a change of pace for me. So that’s interesting.

If everypony could watch their language, though, I’d appreciate it.

Is there something wrong with endearing?

I thought we were having one of those faux-internet fights. Just kinda threw me for a loop, is all.

Also you sit funny, but that's more of a personality quirk and it's quite endearing.

Why is everyone so hung up about how I sit! It doesn’t mean any-!

Endearing?

Good evening, Allow me to introduce myself, I am Galaxiour. I believe you know my daughter Luna.

-Galaxiour

A… Are you really? You look like a green blob. No offense, thegreengoo.

No. You, Lyra, have frigidity.

Uh… Vocabulatry terms. Hold on.

W-

I just don’t find that sort of thing suitable for public conversation, that’s all!

I would think your true problem would be readily apparent.

I haven’t heard of you and Big Macintosh together since my party, if that’s what you’re driving at!

Yes, but you have yet to admit your REAL problem.

Meta and I have no idea what you’re talking about.