What is this "shipping" and do I need to worry about it? ._.

Short for relationshipping, or the act of putting two ponies in a romantic relationship through the ‘art’ of literature.

Unless you worry about the decline of the written word, no.

Ah yes, well lets just say there are not many dictionaries in space.

-Galaxiour

Have you met that little metal orb that keeps talking about space? I keep hearing about it here and there.

You have a point with the anon's social recognition skills, the data doesn't lie. *hands Lyra a notebook full of scribbles*

Asterisks don’t equal actions, but I’ll take your word for it.

...with all that has been said about your past, do you plan on taking any action with Blues or let the oppurtunity slide you by?
Anonymous

It’s not any of your business…

are you sure its not a date?
Anonymous

I’m never one hundred percent on anything. But I can be fairly certain.

I don't think we've ever been shipped, actually.

I wouldn’t know, to be honest.

Oh there is no need for formalities. I am meerly searching this collection of logs in search of meriment.

-Galaxiour

Okay, in that case you spelled merely and merriment wrong. The merriment thing I’d chalk up to just common error, but a lot of ponies misspell merely like that. Just in case you were curious…

Your majesty…

Lyra and Twilight, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Anonymous

Only in your depraved little fanfiction.

Which brings me to a greater point, why are you ponies writing stories about us and drawing us?

I asked you out on a date?

No, you asked me if I wanted to hang out and get some food.

Anons have poor social recognition skills. It’s why they’re anons.

Hmm.. What's your favorite meal?
Anonymous

Nothing fancy, a good wheat burger with cheese.

I like cheese. Makes everything taste better.

Zat poor Anon doesn't have a big chanze with you does he?

Going out with him… or her… lets go with it.

Going out with it would be about the same as going on a blind date. Sorry, not for me.

All it takes is an argument to make a friend, I suppose.

If only things worked out like that while I was growing up.

...I think Twilight Sparkle just asked you out on a date.
Anonymous

When I get back, I need to remember to draw a picture of me performing a facehoof.

Fine. I'll watch my language miss cheeri- I mean lyra.

Are you kidding? Cheerilee doesn’t hold anything back after the bell rings! She’s hilarious! Hasn’t been on tumblr in a while, though.

Ah that is because I am using my assistant to send this message to you, he's a small lizard like creature.

-Galaxiour

(OOC, Roboshi is my primary blog, with Galaxiour being my secondary. unfortunatly I have to use primary blogs for sending questions)

Oh… kay… I always refer to your daughters as ‘your highness.’ Guess that would make you 'your majesty.’

What can I do for you, your majesty?