You’re not very good at keeping a conversation going, are you? Don’t take everything so personally, just roll with it and move on.

Twilight! I’m surprised at you! What a place for your mind to go!

They’re too hyperactive for me. But you love them! And they love you!

What a defensive answer. Are you afraid I’m going to make fun of your tastes in music?

We can disagree on things, it’s okay.

Your unprovoked position on the issue has been noted.

Yes I was! And I was right last time! It was the same anon that had been pestering you!

Now, see? That’s a problem. You can’t hang out with Bon-Bon and not like sweets.

How about music? You have to know music is important to me.

He was a lost puppy looking for his mommy! I was just trying to help the poor, widdle guy!

Twilight Sparkle, I would imagine.

“Why are you so interested in marriage” would be the obvious one.

So let’s go with your favorite dessert.

If I can’t get this Spoonman cover finished by tonight, I’m blaming you.

I’m fairly certain it’s the same one.

And I can take care of myself, if I have to. But thank you for your concern!

These ‘questions’ are getting stale. I’d hate to have to start deleting them.

Tell me about yourself, strange anonpony.

You know I won’t believe you. Do I really have to say I don’t believe you?

Your changed name doesn’t inspire confidence.