He was a lost puppy looking for his mommy! I was just trying to help the poor, widdle guy!
Twilight Sparkle, I would imagine.
“Why are you so interested in marriage” would be the obvious one.
So let’s go with your favorite dessert.
If I can’t get this Spoonman cover finished by tonight, I’m blaming you.
Have you considered saving up for a bodyguard? If I were you, I'd be pretty damn worried if so many complete strangers wanted to marry me.
I’m fairly certain it’s the same one.
And I can take care of myself, if I have to. But thank you for your concern!
But I only listen to kisses
Do you want me to listen? ;3
These ‘questions’ are getting stale. I’d hate to have to start deleting them.
Tell me about yourself, strange anonpony.
You know I won’t believe you. Do I really have to say I don’t believe you?
Your changed name doesn’t inspire confidence.
And risk losing half my stuff in a divorce? You must be mad! I barely have anything to my name as is!

I’m not that active either. Can’t exactly do jumping jacks while practicing music.
Also, what do appearances have to do with it?
I don’t want to have to hurt you. I’m against violence.
I’m not against it! I offered to be a bridesmane at Gilda’s wedding! I was gonna play da dan dada! But if the first words you say to somepony is-
“Marry me.”
Then you need a lecture and some time to re-prioritize things.
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
“I’m redirecting all sexual questions to you from now on.”
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.