Asterisks don’t equal actions, but I’ll take your word for it.

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It’s not any of your business…

I’m never one hundred percent on anything. But I can be fairly certain.

I wouldn’t know, to be honest.

Okay, in that case you spelled merely and merriment wrong. The merriment thing I’d chalk up to just common error, but a lot of ponies misspell merely like that. Just in case you were curious…

Your majesty…

Only in your depraved little fanfiction.

Which brings me to a greater point, why are you ponies writing stories about us and drawing us?

No, you asked me if I wanted to hang out and get some food.

Anons have poor social recognition skills. It’s why they’re anons.

Nothing fancy, a good wheat burger with cheese.

I like cheese. Makes everything taste better.

Going out with him… or her… lets go with it.

Going out with it would be about the same as going on a blind date. Sorry, not for me.

If only things worked out like that while I was growing up.

When I get back, I need to remember to draw a picture of me performing a facehoof.

Are you kidding? Cheerilee doesn’t hold anything back after the bell rings! She’s hilarious! Hasn’t been on tumblr in a while, though.

Oh… kay… I always refer to your daughters as ‘your highness.’ Guess that would make you 'your majesty.’

What can I do for you, your majesty?

Absolutely! Oh, I’m so excited! We’ve never really talked much before!

Well, usually they descend into stringing obscenities together to ‘form new words’ until one side gets bored. We can probably just skip that part and call it even.