Ok, sorry, you music is beautiful by the way.

Thank you kindly.

You… uh… Are you a real professor?

Miss Lyra.
If I have upset you, then I apologize.
I have been ordered by the Monarch to refuse the Challenge issued by Gilda.
I have already been shamed once today.
I would not add to that by losing the friendship of a lady, if I can help it.
If there is anything I can do to make up for my actions, please tell me.

Sell all the assets in your tower to fund the creation of, and upkeep for, orphanages in every town in Equestria.

Because I could never be friends with someone who sits on as much bank as you do.

Wait a minute, I'm so stupid. I thought you had played an electric instrument before. I think ya just need to adjust it. If you have time soon maybe I could help ya tune it to your liking.

Okay, sure! I’ll give it a go after that. You could stop by tomorrow!

I read the story before today... my eye is twitching quite a bit, and I'm very sorry I asked.

(OOC: *twitch*)

It’s fine. Can’t change the past. And what a future we have to look forward to! Did I mention I’m in a good mood?

Oh my, I didn't know Unicorns are so attached to their magic, I'll leave you be.

I’ve talked about this a little bit before, but you know those covers I put up? None of them are simple. I’m not really keen on going through CMFIS, if you follow me.

For research, I'm a Scientist! Here, have this lollypop instead, it only takes away magic for 30 minutes instead of 45.
Please? I am very dedicated to my work.

Oh, you’re such a silly billy! If that delightful special agent hadn’t put me in such a good mood I’d have trotted outside and punched you in the face by now for even suggesting that!

Don't pretend you didn't enjoy what's done of that fan comic.
(Also, were you ever actually pregnant? Not that I buy into that story or anything...)

Not that I really want to talk about that particular subject, but…

When I was a filly we were both too young, without going into any further details.

Anytime after that I was on birth control. So no.

Oh, well, that spoiled my fun.
Come on, it's for research~
Just take a lick, it won't hurt, trust me.

Why would you want to remove someone’s magic anyway? Ever play Knights of the Old Republic 2? Losing your magic is like being severed from the force!

Hey Lyra, had any chance to try out that electric Lyre? Just wondering, no rush.
Oh, if ya need any guitar or bass with your Spoonman recording, I might be able to help.

It sounds… weird. And I’m having trouble controlling the sound with magic. I don’t think it’s gonna work.

Maybe I’ll try the song again some other time. I’m just so put off by it right now.

askcoffeeseer:

Going to sleep now.

Zach, what did we learn from all of this?

A-Everypony in this town is crazy.

Besides that, Zach. Think. what was the place the EG mentioned?

A-Royal Committee For Armaments Testing

That’s right Zach. Now that I think about it, he was probably threatening to kill us.

Who else was aware of the existsence of the Manecoat Killer?

A-Lyra

Right, Zach. She seems like a nice person. Ilike her. Not in a weird way, though.

Who is hiding something from us?

A-Twilight Sparkle.

That’s right, Zach. What was she hiding?

A-Her past.

Right, Zach. She wouldn’t tell anyone about the bullies or the history with raves. Someone else was also hiding a secret. Do you remember who?

A-Spike.

That’s right, Zach. He would not admit what B-Movie scared him. Maybe we should press him on that a bit more when we get the chance.

Good night, Zach. I hope we have good dreams, and less of those strange ones with the red rooms.

You are now my favorite page on tumblr. Instantly. I am in such a good mood now!

...
I'm afraid I have no idea what that means...

Oh, unless Bon-Bon stops me you’re about to.

Have you and Octavia ever performed a duet together? That would be awesome.

I’ve only ever played with Octavia two or three times at large symphony-style gatherings. Octavia is too good compared to me, I’d mess up whatever piece we’re playing…

DANGIT, you saw through my plot, I was going to see if my anti-magic serum that lasts for 45 minutes would work, apparently your "Meta Powers" kicked it.
Oh well, might as well do THIS~!
*jams it in Lyras mouth*
*runs off laughing*
Aww dont worry about it Lyra, it was fine. My little failures: Practice is magic, right ? I didnt mind it. Hard song to cover with just a lyre.

Well, if that was the only problem… Well, it wouldn’t have been a problem!

I dunno… I was real excited about that one…

Hey Lyra, here's a lollypop, I want you to eat it.
Nothing special, just a gift after all the insanity.

I don’t take candy from strangers.

Seriously. One too many ponies disappeared one Halloween night in Canterlot…

Too many ponies disappeared all the time growing up…