askcoffeeseer:

Today was quite a day Zach. When we went fishing, what was the first oddity that occurred?

B-Lots of ponies became fillies and colts.

Right, Zach. To my understanding, it was part of a massive spell cast. Who cast the spell?

A-Keyblade

Right. Still not sure who that is. Maybe we should try checking them out tomorrow.

During all of this madness, something else happened. What was it?

C-Sweetie Belle ran away.

That’s right Zach. Do you remember why?

B-She was afraid of being hated for having gotten her cutie mark first.

Right, Zach. Of course, this wasn’t true at all. Several ponies sought her out through the Everfree Forest. Do you remember three members of the search party?

A-Scootaloo, Lyra, and Ruby.

That’s right. Ruby was one of the most important members of the search party. What was she?

A-A zombie

No, I don’t think that’s right, Zach.

B-A Ghost.

Right, Zach. She’s a ghost that haunts the Everfree Forest. Quite good at finding things, too. Unfortunately, she didn’t have any connections with the red seeds profile…well, she still seems pretty interesting. A bit lonely, actually.

Eventually, Scootaloo found Sweetie Belle and the two fell in love. What happened next?

A-Scootaloo was assaulted by anons.

That’s right, Zach. After she was assaulted, she was defended by everypony else who noticed. 

Where was Lyra during all of this?

C-Stuck in the Everfree Forest.

That’s right, Zach. One of her hooves turned to stone by a cockatrice.

Sometime after she was taken to the hospital, we learned another shocking revelation. Do you remember what it was?

B-Starcatcher is pregnant with twin alicorns.

That’s right, Zach. But there was something even more important about that. Do you remember what it was?

A-There was no physically possible way it could normally happen.

Right, Zach. We got to investigating what could have caused the incident. Do you remember who was responsible for it?

C-ThomasThePony

No, I don’t think that’s right.

B-Galaxiour

Right Zach. Galaxiour. If Celestia and Luna are gods, then Galaxiour is a supergod, so to speak.

But when he asked him about it, he revealed it was because he was just sick, and his magic malfunctioned, causing the incident. 

I still think something is up with that. A supreme god getting a cold? Seems pretty strange to me, Zach. After that, there was a party and a visit to Lura. That’s how we got here.

Well Zach, I worry our sightseeing tour of Equestria may have come to an end.

Good night.

Even if you don’t get the reference, it’s such a beautiful piece. And this is pretty awesome as a review for some of the events of the day!

Thank you!

You’re welcome!

Hold that thought.

Really? I figured you didn’t like it. I’ll keep that in mind! Hold that thought on the drawing.

Here you go! Spellcasting!

Well, if everypony thought that it would certainly help financially.

Well, you’re headed in the right direction! Best of luck to you!

I… really don’t feel comfortable asking Octavia for anything…

I’m just not going to think about this right now!

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There’s a human version of me now?

Um… No.

It’s just how I sit. I’ve always done it. It’s actually uncomfortable for me to sit like everypony else. Pushes against my stomach and makes my legs fall asleep. Maybe it’s something you have to grow up doing? I don’t know what to tell you.

But I will say this, because I’ve heard it before. It has nothing to do with using Poison Joke.

Believe me… I know what you mean…

At least, when trying to get an interview. Doesn’t really come up all that often outside of that.

Uh…

Well, I guess it’s time for me to have more self-esteem.

Sure, thanks! I appreciate the vote of confidence!

You’re welcome! I may not have a college degree, due to unforeseen circumstances, but I’m not dumb or anything.

You might try this ask page. No idea if it’s active, though.

Ahem. There is no sleeping in patients rooms unless you are an immediate family member. You may visit here in the morning during regular business hours.

Yeah, there you go.

Might want to check with her to make sure that’s okay. I have no idea what the rules here are.

But I’m completely flattered that you’d stay here with me! I sort of just expected you to pop in and be on your way!

That’s impossible to know. Simply stating that a woodchuck could chuck wood has no bearing on the amount of coordination it would have in it’s wood chucking. The more coordination, the less energy used and the more wood it could, in turn, chuck.

Nevermind that no duration is given. The longer the duration, the more outside influences could skew the data.

Edit: I am so sorry, I completely forgot that no weight is given for the wood in question. Or if the wood would be of a controlled weight/weight distribution.

I-in my hospital room? I’m not sure Nurse RedHeart will let you. She’s kinda against ponies even being here after visiting hours.

It sounds too good to be true.

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And meta powers keeps yapping in my ear that it is. It’s saying that I would need the sheet music for all of their parts to make a recording, and without them I’d just look like a foal…