Alright, I’m out of the hospital and back home!

Stopped in and saw Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle on my way out. Was a little disappointed that Special Agent wasn’t around, but I can’t expect him to wait on me all day now can I!

It may have to do with Tumblr. Afterall, you are communicating through dimensions sometimes. Maybe something causes events to be written down as they happen?

Uh… It’s possible, but also terrifying, considering the potential repercussions on the timeline if someone read a message and was fast enough to alter it’s outcome.

Okay... Since I keep havin' this happen ta me...ya'll gotta know right?

HOW IN THE HAY DOES EVERYPONY TYPE SOMETHIN' 'N IT JUS' HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE?!

....I don't get it... at all.

I don’t know. A lot of ponies were doing that stuff at the party I held a few weeks ago. It got really confusing, considering some of the negative things that happened.

As a rule, I ignore it. When I do it doesn’t seem to happen.

Sometimes I’ll look at my messages and see something that just happened wrote out in text, or I’ll read it and look up and somepony (usually Mint with hilarious timing) will proceed to act out what I just read. I just kinda reply to it how I did in real life, for future reference and for anypony that wasn’t present.

Hey Lyra! I'm not going to send this and then appear on your doorstep 5 seconds later, honest. But i am here at Inky Pie's place, and wondering if you might be interested in coming over for a little get-together she is having. She seemed kinda lonely, and I figured that it might cheer her up if more ponies arrived. See ya soon I hope, bring some friends along if ya want!.

-DM

I really wish I could.

The stone on my hoof has just about chipped away, but I still can’t feel it. Besides that, I gotta get to sleep. It’s pretty late for this pony.

Make it a good one, though! I know you can rock that place out, just don’t rock too hard!

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mage-lyra replied to your post: Lyra, the human version of you sits like everypony else while you sit like every other human care to explain this dimensional paradox:?
I wonder if she studies Ponies. I think the whole multiple Lyras thing has moved from uneasy to exciting.

For you, maybe. I’m getting creeped right-the-hay out!

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Today was quite a day Zach. When we went fishing, what was the first oddity that occurred?

B-Lots of ponies became fillies and colts.

Right, Zach. To my understanding, it was part of a massive spell cast. Who cast the spell?

A-Keyblade

Right. Still not sure who that is. Maybe we should try checking them out tomorrow.

During all of this madness, something else happened. What was it?

C-Sweetie Belle ran away.

That’s right Zach. Do you remember why?

B-She was afraid of being hated for having gotten her cutie mark first.

Right, Zach. Of course, this wasn’t true at all. Several ponies sought her out through the Everfree Forest. Do you remember three members of the search party?

A-Scootaloo, Lyra, and Ruby.

That’s right. Ruby was one of the most important members of the search party. What was she?

A-A zombie

No, I don’t think that’s right, Zach.

B-A Ghost.

Right, Zach. She’s a ghost that haunts the Everfree Forest. Quite good at finding things, too. Unfortunately, she didn’t have any connections with the red seeds profile…well, she still seems pretty interesting. A bit lonely, actually.

Eventually, Scootaloo found Sweetie Belle and the two fell in love. What happened next?

A-Scootaloo was assaulted by anons.

That’s right, Zach. After she was assaulted, she was defended by everypony else who noticed. 

Where was Lyra during all of this?

C-Stuck in the Everfree Forest.

That’s right, Zach. One of her hooves turned to stone by a cockatrice.

Sometime after she was taken to the hospital, we learned another shocking revelation. Do you remember what it was?

B-Starcatcher is pregnant with twin alicorns.

That’s right, Zach. But there was something even more important about that. Do you remember what it was?

A-There was no physically possible way it could normally happen.

Right, Zach. We got to investigating what could have caused the incident. Do you remember who was responsible for it?

C-ThomasThePony

No, I don’t think that’s right.

B-Galaxiour

Right Zach. Galaxiour. If Celestia and Luna are gods, then Galaxiour is a supergod, so to speak.

But when he asked him about it, he revealed it was because he was just sick, and his magic malfunctioned, causing the incident. 

I still think something is up with that. A supreme god getting a cold? Seems pretty strange to me, Zach. After that, there was a party and a visit to Lura. That’s how we got here.

Well Zach, I worry our sightseeing tour of Equestria may have come to an end.

Good night.

Even if you don’t get the reference, it’s such a beautiful piece. And this is pretty awesome as a review for some of the events of the day!

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Thank you!

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You’re welcome!

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Hold that thought.

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Really? I figured you didn’t like it. I’ll keep that in mind! Hold that thought on the drawing.

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Here you go! Spellcasting!

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Well if you're sure ... but if you ever change your mind let me know alright? You no doubt possess the talent to play with her and her group.

Well, if everypony thought that it would certainly help financially.

Indeed... On that note, I hope everything goes well for you! (I'm trying to get back into school myself... I finally know what I want to do.. But I wont bore you with my personal life... Well.. what little bit of one I have... XD )

Well, you’re headed in the right direction! Best of luck to you!

Not a problem at all! I always love to help somepony when and where I can. I'll see if Octavia can do anything for ya!

I… really don’t feel comfortable asking Octavia for anything…

I’m just not going to think about this right now!

Lyra, the human version of you sits like everypony else
while you sit like every other human
care to explain this dimensional paradox:?

There’s a human version of me now?

Hey Lyra, do you have any advice on how to sit like you? I keep falling off the bench.

Um… No.

It’s just how I sit. I’ve always done it. It’s actually uncomfortable for me to sit like everypony else. Pushes against my stomach and makes my legs fall asleep. Maybe it’s something you have to grow up doing? I don’t know what to tell you.

But I will say this, because I’ve heard it before. It has nothing to do with using Poison Joke.

Thank you! At least I'm not the only one... It's hard not having a degree... Nopony takes you seriously... Or at least it's that way for me... >.>

~Coby

Believe me… I know what you mean…

At least, when trying to get an interview. Doesn’t really come up all that often outside of that.

Well ... I'll still give it a try Lyra .. I know it may be a challenge, but I think you could make the cut. you're really talented and good at playing your lyre.

Uh…

Well, I guess it’s time for me to have more self-esteem.

Sure, thanks! I appreciate the vote of confidence!

Alright... I have to say... Kudos for the wood chuck response.. That made my night a lot better... You have no idea.

You’re welcome! I may not have a college degree, due to unforeseen circumstances, but I’m not dumb or anything.