Lyra Did Molestia Turn You Into A Foal? Because She Turned Me Into A Guy. Why Do You Ponies Let The Princess Get Away With This Stuff?

She’s a freakin’ God, Gilda! WHAT HE HAY ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO A FREAKIN’ GOD! Tootsie!

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“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
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Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an...

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Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((

I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…

I’ll help you find it! …What’s a work schedule?

AHHHH~! She only posted the days of the week! She could be home at any time! AHHHHHHHH~!

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“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
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Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((
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I gotta find...

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Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((

I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…

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“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
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Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!

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Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

Yooouu tooo~!
IT'S inevitable, SO might at well enjoy it! *LE CAST*

Oh… crud…

I promise mommy and daddy were paying attention when I asked! I asked mommy and she said it sounded okay and then she asked daddy and then he gave me permission! I promise! None of those mean anons were bullying me...but I saw them on other peoples pages...

Alright, Tootsie. I believe you.

Just be careful who you talk to on here. One pony in particular has some very far-reaching, very mischievous spells she can cast.

It's not that they are doing it just after writing it, it is that Tumblr has the power to write things down as they happen. Like, I'm going to jump to demonstrate. *Jump*
See? scary stuff.
Whoever made Tumblr is a god, because 1: You can talk to people in other dimensions, 2: it writes things down as they happen, and 3, you can use Tumblr to travel between universe.

Since you aren’t in front of me, I have no idea whether or not you jumped.

And if you break into our house I’ll probably beat you senseless. Got a foal to look after while Bon-Bon is… Is she at work right now? I need to check her schedule.

I am a HUGE fan of you!
How'd you get so awesome?

Probably because of how awesome penguins are!

Zo you are back! You know i waz at an hozpital once! Lot more padded wallz there though...

Well, I didn’t ask, but that explains plenty.

Alright, I’m out of the hospital and back home!

Stopped in and saw Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle on my way out. Was a little disappointed that Special Agent wasn’t around, but I can’t expect him to wait on me all day now can I!

It may have to do with Tumblr. Afterall, you are communicating through dimensions sometimes. Maybe something causes events to be written down as they happen?

Uh… It’s possible, but also terrifying, considering the potential repercussions on the timeline if someone read a message and was fast enough to alter it’s outcome.

Okay... Since I keep havin' this happen ta me...ya'll gotta know right?

HOW IN THE HAY DOES EVERYPONY TYPE SOMETHIN' 'N IT JUS' HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE?!

....I don't get it... at all.

I don’t know. A lot of ponies were doing that stuff at the party I held a few weeks ago. It got really confusing, considering some of the negative things that happened.

As a rule, I ignore it. When I do it doesn’t seem to happen.

Sometimes I’ll look at my messages and see something that just happened wrote out in text, or I’ll read it and look up and somepony (usually Mint with hilarious timing) will proceed to act out what I just read. I just kinda reply to it how I did in real life, for future reference and for anypony that wasn’t present.

Hey Lyra! I'm not going to send this and then appear on your doorstep 5 seconds later, honest. But i am here at Inky Pie's place, and wondering if you might be interested in coming over for a little get-together she is having. She seemed kinda lonely, and I figured that it might cheer her up if more ponies arrived. See ya soon I hope, bring some friends along if ya want!.

-DM

I really wish I could.

The stone on my hoof has just about chipped away, but I still can’t feel it. Besides that, I gotta get to sleep. It’s pretty late for this pony.

Make it a good one, though! I know you can rock that place out, just don’t rock too hard!

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mage-lyra replied to your post: Lyra, the human version of you sits like everypony else while you sit like every other human care to explain this dimensional paradox:?
I wonder if she studies Ponies. I think the whole multiple Lyras thing has moved from uneasy to exciting.

For you, maybe. I’m getting creeped right-the-hay out!

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Today was quite a day Zach. When we went fishing, what was the first oddity that occurred?

B-Lots of ponies became fillies and colts.

Right, Zach. To my understanding, it was part of a massive spell cast. Who cast the spell?

A-Keyblade

Right. Still not sure who that is. Maybe we should try checking them out tomorrow.

During all of this madness, something else happened. What was it?

C-Sweetie Belle ran away.

That’s right Zach. Do you remember why?

B-She was afraid of being hated for having gotten her cutie mark first.

Right, Zach. Of course, this wasn’t true at all. Several ponies sought her out through the Everfree Forest. Do you remember three members of the search party?

A-Scootaloo, Lyra, and Ruby.

That’s right. Ruby was one of the most important members of the search party. What was she?

A-A zombie

No, I don’t think that’s right, Zach.

B-A Ghost.

Right, Zach. She’s a ghost that haunts the Everfree Forest. Quite good at finding things, too. Unfortunately, she didn’t have any connections with the red seeds profile…well, she still seems pretty interesting. A bit lonely, actually.

Eventually, Scootaloo found Sweetie Belle and the two fell in love. What happened next?

A-Scootaloo was assaulted by anons.

That’s right, Zach. After she was assaulted, she was defended by everypony else who noticed. 

Where was Lyra during all of this?

C-Stuck in the Everfree Forest.

That’s right, Zach. One of her hooves turned to stone by a cockatrice.

Sometime after she was taken to the hospital, we learned another shocking revelation. Do you remember what it was?

B-Starcatcher is pregnant with twin alicorns.

That’s right, Zach. But there was something even more important about that. Do you remember what it was?

A-There was no physically possible way it could normally happen.

Right, Zach. We got to investigating what could have caused the incident. Do you remember who was responsible for it?

C-ThomasThePony

No, I don’t think that’s right.

B-Galaxiour

Right Zach. Galaxiour. If Celestia and Luna are gods, then Galaxiour is a supergod, so to speak.

But when he asked him about it, he revealed it was because he was just sick, and his magic malfunctioned, causing the incident. 

I still think something is up with that. A supreme god getting a cold? Seems pretty strange to me, Zach. After that, there was a party and a visit to Lura. That’s how we got here.

Well Zach, I worry our sightseeing tour of Equestria may have come to an end.

Good night.

Even if you don’t get the reference, it’s such a beautiful piece. And this is pretty awesome as a review for some of the events of the day!