Hey Lyra, ever had a sexual accident with your Lyre?
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Could have worded that a little better. But than again, you could have worded it a lot worse. I’ll allow it.

No. I use nylon strings and my lyres are shaped using what I could best describe as a curved I-bar.

That would freaking hurt.

But, I teleported here.
*begins poking Lyra's ear to make it twitch and flop*

No, you didn’t.

Because if you did, I’d have killed you. There’s a child in the house and you aren’t getting near her.

Hey Lyra.
*pokes her nose*
Booop~

Hey, Professor!

AsteriskNothing happened because you aren’t in my houseAsterisk

Bee~p

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ask-berry-punch replied to your post: Oh. Go fig. Uhm… you and Bon Bon busy tonight? :)
You have to ask?

If you want to go out drinking, that’s fine by me. I’ll be along after dinner.

But I’m only having two drinks. And nothing is happening between us!

Oh. Go fig.

Uhm... you and Bon Bon busy tonight? :)

Well, Bon-Bon’s nephew is here, so at least one of us have to be at the house at all times.

Why?

I'm trying to sit like you but I can't! :C

WHAT DO!?

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diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint…
I don’t know where he went. He was here, and then he was not. We actually didn’t get a liquor license to try and avoid things that have happened in the past. It’s probably not one of the best decisions I have made in the last day or two.

Nothing wrong with the decision. Certainly frees you up from any liability, and you don’t have to worry about your employees serving too much.

Sucks for me, but I still have my wine coolers!

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diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint replied to your post: Oh, I’m sorry. I…
We serve most everything, except alcohol. It’s not that we couldn’t get a license, we chose not to. But if you would like us to get any specific tea or tea blend, please ask.

Well… That’s your decision I guess…

Celles, have I ever been craving a Bon-Bon like Rusty would make…

Whatever happened to him?

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diamondmint replied to your post: Oh, I’m sorry. I have been running around here like a pony with gummy chomping on their tail. I think I’m just tired.

Probably not. But we just need to get the help we hired to run it. It should be ok once they start later this week. I hope.

Well, good luck with that! I heard you serve tea. I’ll have to drop by at some point to try some!

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askscoot replied to your post: ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Okay, so…

:’(

I’m so~ sorry Scootaloo! Please forgive me!

Oh, I'm sorry. I have been running around here like a pony with gummy chomping on their tail. I think I'm just tired.

Yeah, buying that coffee shop sorta threw me for a loop. Are you sure you have the time for that?

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Okay, so as soon as I started seeing “Broom and…

((Thanks to scoot for _his_ answer? Wat))

Flippin’ oops! Sorry Scoot! I’ll just… fix that…

Very nice, I'm sorry for asking about something like this, we lost power at the coffee shop, and I was not able to get on the ponynet. Sorry Lyra.

Well, I posted it last night. I thought you were around then.

It’s not a problem either way!

How did the recording turn out, if ya dont mind me asking.

You haven’t heard it yet? I happen to think it came out amazing!

Thanks again for your help!

Okay, so as soon as I started seeing “Broom and Dustpan” I was all, “I don’t think so! This is carpet! That’ll take forever!”

So I grabbed the vacuum and started vacuuming the crumbs up. It’s not that loud, so I finish up, open the door, and Tootsie is standing right there staring at me.

Darn-it all… I got her playing X-Colt right now. Bon-Bon is gonna be so peeved in the morning.

Bonus points to Scoot for her answer, though! That’s thinking outside of the aptly defined ‘practical box!’

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askscoot answered your question: I just spilled dried cereal all over the carpet…

WE SHOULD TAKE THE CARPET, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE