Brick jokes are funny. That’s the punchline, ponies, and I’m sticking to it!

I just occurred to me that you possibly, maybe, might not actually be taking this seriously.

I’m sorry to hear that?

I’ll be honest though, that sort of sounds lyrics to a metal song.

I’m going to hear a knock on the door in two seconds aren’t I?

…

Thanks again for the flyer. And so everyone else will know too, my leg was completely healed when I left the hospital.

I had a friend back in Canterlot who’s cousin got Diabetes. Completely changed his life. He stopped going out and partying, stopped drinking, started excising and eating right. Last I heard he’s in better shape than he’d ever been in!

Don’t really have a moral to this. It’s just what I think about when someone brings it up at random.

ask-big-mac:

asklyra:

Okay, I looked it up online, and it sounds like it’s nothing serious. In all likelihood, I probably just tempoarary dislocated my “Tempero Mandibular Joint” from biting down too much lately, which I tend to do while working on music (that is to say, constantly while working on music).

I just need to be aware of that and, well, stop it! So no alarm, but thanks for making me worry enough to look it up! Now I’m not confused!

Glad ta hear y’all ‘r alright Lyra! ‘Ya had me worried there!

Yeah… Someone said Tetanus and I was seriously freaking!

Okay, I looked it up online, and it sounds like it’s nothing serious. In all likelihood, I probably just tempoarary dislocated my “Tempero Mandibular Joint” from biting down too much lately, which I tend to do while working on music (that is to say, constantly while working on music).

I just need to be aware of that and, well, stop it! So no alarm, but thanks for making me worry enough to look it up! Now I’m not confused!

I’m sorry about your family. Unfortunately, your friend here isn’t welcome at my house. I’m afraid you both have to go.

And I’m not a good musician. You want a good musician? Go to Canterlot, they’re all over the place playing everything from a lyre to a glass harmonica. If I was good, I’d be the one with a steady job.

And seriously, what the hay?! Twilight drops puns left and right to a standing ovation and I use one with that mouth and unhinged thing and get nothing! Not cool ponies, not cool.

Well, I threatened his life earlier today for insinuating that he broke into my house while a child was present using asterisks, maybe he thought better of it.

He could be Doctor Professor Scientist and he still might not know anything about dentistry.

Besides that, I’m not letting that guy near my mouth. He’s a little unhinged.

prof-scientist:

asklyra:

The left side of my jaw has been really stuff for, like, the last three or four days. It’s not hard to talk, but if I open wide for a large bite of pizza or a wheat burger, it hurts! I mean it really hurts. If I don’t move my jaw slowly, I’ll whence in pain from it! And even if I do go slow, it…

I had the same problem, talk to your dentist, he should know what to do.

You see, the thing about that is… I don’t have any health insurance… I can’t afford it. That trip to the hospital over my foot being turned to stone? That was my medical expense for the year. That was my everything expense for the year. I’m flat busted.

The left side of my jaw has been really stiff for, like, the last three or four days. It’s not hard to talk, but if I open wide for a large bite of pizza or a wheat burger, it hurts! I mean it really hurts. If I don’t move my jaw slowly, I’ll whence in pain because of it! And even if I do go slow, it still hurts!

I have been in pain almost every time I try to eat something for the last three or four days! And it’s not getting any better! This is driving me nuts!

And I can’t help but test my jaw several times while typing this and it’s just hurting over and over again! What’s wrong with me?!

Fine.

Not sure what you’re talking about. Is something wrong?