Crystal: What? typewryter would never hurt anypony! He's nice.

That’s not for me to challenge.

I hope he raises you well. But I don’t want to talk to him, let alone see or hear him.

Woah hold up your gona do a cover of Iron Maidens the Trooper !?

Mad respect to you, Lyra. ((OOC too, dude))

I want to, but I looked for two and a half hours and came up empty handed.

I can’t look for the same thing forever, so I had to give up. If somepony else can find accurate sheet music (not tabs), I’d tots rock that out.

That’s the kind of stuff I want to cover in the first place! I love metal!

Hey, what's up? How was your day?

Well hello there!

My day has been… less than productive…

I was looking for sheet music for The Trooper, but all I’ve found is a headache.

You know… that’s a good point.

You know… that’s a good point.

I think your awesomeness is innate, just like how rainbow dash is naturally cool, you posses an "awesome" gene

Really? I wonder if I could use that to find out if I have any family.

Possess gave me fits for quite some time before I memorized how to spell it, by the way.

Sorry this post isn’t funny. The more I try the less funny it seems to get.

Crystal heart: Lyra? Why do you hate Typewryter?

At the top of the list right now is threatening my friend several times and trying to kill her.

Hey Lyra, why are you so cool?
Anonymous

Why are around two percent of all the questions I get comments like this?

I don’t know! I’m just a normal pony!

I try to be a normal pony!

I just… really wish I was a normal pony…

Gotta go to bed.

Flappy; if you see this, don’t overstay your welcome! The last thing you want her to have to do is ask you to leave!

Relationships aren’t built overnight! You have to take small steps!

Good luck and good night!

I love Diamond Mint

You know, with all the relationships spurring up around here, I can’t remember if Mint is seeing anypony or not.

Might want to get to know her before throwing that out at her, though. For both of your sakes.

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diamondmint replied to your post: Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just got here.
Uhm, I don’t know, but the flyer is real. I think I’m gonna go now. Oh, we serve limited alcoholic beverages now. Yeah. Talk to ya later Lyra.

Message received! I’ll try to make it! Sorry for the confusion! Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge.

Hi Lyra! How can I get my hair to be like your's?

What a good question, shapeshifting blog-runner that does pictures and I follow! I very much like my hair and do take steps to make it look it’s best!

Reading that over again, I may have laid it on a little thick.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about. I just got here.

Then who did I just take a flyer from and talk about my leg to?

WHO WAS FONE?!

G'day ma'am. *Tips hat* You wouldn't happen to know where I could find my waifu, would you?
Anonymous

Isn’t Twilight still on that trip of hers?

I'm out to give the world
Diabeetus

-wilford bradley
Anonymous

Somehow, I don’t think that’s the message being conveyed.

Also, this bit is getting stale.