krastosthegluemaker:

YOU’RE RUBBER, I’M GLUE!

*STABS SELF IN NECK*

*Glue flows out for five minutes until it just seals back up*

I AM THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF EVERY PONY!

I AM THE FEAR THAT SHALL STICK AROUND FOREVER!

AND NOTHING SHALL DISSOLVE ME!

I think I just pooped myself!

The hay did you just say? Other than ‘Lyrical’, that doesn’t look like anything!

Here’s that page I was talking about earlier, if you missed it!

Meant to mention this page when I found it a day or two ago.

Another Pony Drawblog!

I usually wear white socks.

Awesome style imitation!

askgildagriffon:

askloluna:

xredyoshi:

The best show ever made

OBJECTION!

my little pony: friendship is magic.

What’s That? Any Show About Ponies Is Bound To Be Mega Lame.

I do like me some NCIS. Completely missed the last season, though.

That’s not for me to challenge.

I hope he raises you well. But I don’t want to talk to him, let alone see or hear him.

I want to, but I looked for two and a half hours and came up empty handed.

I can’t look for the same thing forever, so I had to give up. If somepony else can find accurate sheet music (not tabs), I’d tots rock that out.

That’s the kind of stuff I want to cover in the first place! I love metal!

Well hello there!

My day has been… less than productive…

I was looking for sheet music for The Trooper, but all I’ve found is a headache.

You know… that’s a good point.

Really? I wonder if I could use that to find out if I have any family.

Possess gave me fits for quite some time before I memorized how to spell it, by the way.

Sorry this post isn’t funny. The more I try the less funny it seems to get.

At the top of the list right now is threatening my friend several times and trying to kill her.

Why are around two percent of all the questions I get comments like this?

I don’t know! I’m just a normal pony!

…

I try to be a normal pony!

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I just… really wish I was a normal pony…

Flappy; if you see this, don’t overstay your welcome! The last thing you want her to have to do is ask you to leave!

Relationships aren’t built overnight! You have to take small steps!

Good luck and good night!

You know, with all the relationships spurring up around here, I can’t remember if Mint is seeing anypony or not.

Might want to get to know her before throwing that out at her, though. For both of your sakes.