dont lie to me
i know you do
Anonymous

I didn’t answer, so how could I have lied?

Excuse me, do you know where I can find a coffee shop here in this town? It's run by my cousin, the shop is called Mane Street Beans? She forgot to give me directions, I have been walking around all day, and I'm really tired. I hate to ask, but I'm running out of places to look.

Come to think of it I have no idea where it is. I’ll ask Mint online.

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I like not having to screen shot a question and go into an image editing program just to censor your fowl language.

Lyra, I've gotten the feeling that you don't trust me, is this true?

There aren’t a whole lot of ponies I do trust. Don’t take it personally!

What is your most asked question?
Anonymous

I’m not a hundred percent on that. If I were to hazard a broad guess, I’d say probably something to do with the nature of my relationship with Bon-Bon.

But the questions I answer are pretty much all I get. I only delete questions that are no longer relevant due to the passage of time, generally speaking. If you sent a question that I never answered, I probably didn’t get it.

I just don’t complain about not getting hammered with questions, because it gives me time to work on my music.

Sometimes, when Nobody's around, I yell at nobody for being a creep and following me around.
Anonymous

How poetic.

Are you one of those hipsters I keep hearing about?

You know what? I like you... I can tell that we are going to become very good friends.

Oh, I can’t wait.

Have you ever tried an electric lyre?
Anonymous

Mint is trying to get me to try one. She tuned it last time she was over. Maybe I’ll play the piece at her grand opening with it.

Thank you. I rarely ever receive compliments.

It’s all about perspective.

ಠ‿ಠ You like Krabby Patties, don't ya Lyra?
Anonymous

But I don’t eat meat.

I’m not really a fan of emoticons, but wow, that’s a good one right there! Doesn’t really look like the expression on the character in the scene in reference, but still! Wow!

Aww... that was entertaining...

Something very neurotic about you…

I hope today is a great day for you Lyra, every pony still loves you...

Thank you, everypony!

The grand opening is tomorrow(Friday). Unless I lost another day. D:

OH THANK CELESTIA!

Not that I couldn’t have this done… But that’s a relief! I hate rushing!

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I’m sorry about last night, everypony! I just got a little upset. I’m still me! I’m not about to get all weepy and depressed or anything!

Mint, I’m working on a little something for your opening tonight. It should be pretty simple so I’m hoping I can get it down in time.

Everypony else, thank you. I’m okay, though! I promise!

No ones values are static. They change as we grow, change and have new experiences. Sometimes they will even shift dramatically for little discernible reason. Such is the state of being alive. Anything that is completely static is likely suffering from rigor mortise.

I don’t mean things that change and grow over time. I’m talking five minutes from now, and again ten minutes from now, and again ten seconds after that.

You just…

I’m tired of thinking about this. I’m getting a drink and going back to bed. I shouldn’t even talk about this, nevermind that I don’t want to.

Forget about any of this. I’m going to wake up tomorrow and I’ll be fine!