askapple-jack:

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See! That smile is because her hoofsies are warm!

Ya really crack me up, Lyra, ya know that?

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Good night, everypony!

:D i hope i made this deal good, so do i have myself a musician?
oh yeah, this contract has no start or end time, it's just whenever you decide to play music for me! i'll listen to anything you play

Well, I need to get this apology piece down. Might be able to squeeze some time in while working on that cover of Don’t Stop Believin’ with Gilda.

Hey Lyra .... how many bits will it take to get some help in getting Applejack's Mom to stop chasing me? She's chased me out of the velvet fog lounge and well out of the way of Sweet Apple Acres .... and she still chases me trying to make me pretty. I'm currently talking to you while levitating my laptop before me in someplace that looks like a forest.

I still have to apologize to Applejack’s Mom myself. Not much I can do to help you out and remain in good standing till I get this piece finished.

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Anonymous

By turning the single eighth notes into quarter notes, and the one with the squiggle after it into a half note, I managed to waste two minutes of my time playing something that doesn’t sound like anything!

You are able to set your own hours, but for every hour you do decide to play, i will pay 10 bits. Play pretty much whatever you want, background music or what you feel in the mood. Of course you can sit down, I'm not going to force any pony to stand all day. And yes, you do get breaks! 5-10 minutes between each song!

Darn! Those are some good terms! I might not have to sell my X-Colt!

I heard you haven't worked in a month...
Can I hire you to follow me around and play music?
10 bits an hour?

For how many hours? Where are we going and what am I playing? If we stop moving can I sit down? Do I get any breaks?

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

Darn right! I had to suffer through the elements enough growing up! I’m not gonna take it anymore!

You ‘n me both Lyra.

I like bein’ warm, thank ya kindly!

Oh Celles, it feels so good to finally get that out of my system!

Edit: And here’s the end of the conversation!

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

askapple-jack:

Why does everypony think it’s gotta do with some kinda fetish or somethin’? I jus’ don’t like bein’ cold is all!

Exactly! I swear Bon-Bon gave me the funniest look for like the first two weeks after I moved here!

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Big Macintosh gives me that same look, he still does ta be honest.

I don’t understand why though! I mean, I’d rather look silly ‘n be warm, then sit there ‘n be cold.

Darn right! I had to suffer through the elements enough growing up! I’m not gonna take it anymore!

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

Oh my Celles! Thank you! Finally!

Why does everypony think it’s gotta do with some kinda fetish or somethin’? I jus’ don’t like bein’ cold is all!

Exactly! I swear Bon-Bon gave me the funniest look for like the first two weeks after I moved here!

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

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askapple-jack replied to your post: Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.

You own those things too…?

My room has an AC window unit. Great for keeping your core body temperature down, but it freezes my hooves!

I have poor circulation! It’s not a fetish!

…Well… Granny likes havin’ the house cold… So I own a pair too.

I hate havin’ my hooves cold… So ya ain’t the only pony.

Oh my Celles! Thank you! Finally!

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askapple-jack replied to your post: Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.

You own those things too…?

My room has an AC window unit. Great for keeping your core body temperature down, but it freezes my hooves!

I have poor circulation! It’s not a fetish!

Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.
Anonymous

Flippin’ A…

Socks…

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mage-lyra replied to your post: Why…

Now, I’m no musician or anything. However isn’t the phrase “grace note” singular for a reason?

Tha~t’s what thought!

And I misspoke, they’re double eighth notes, not quarter. Just one of those things that happens when you can barely read sheet music!

Awww~ i believe you can sing a wonderful song for us if you try! ;D

Alright… I gave it a shot… It sounds awful, and I had to keep it down because Tootsie’s asleep so the quality is terrible.

If you remind me, I’ll upload it Sunday night/Monday morning. I’m at capacity until midnight tomorrow and I have to save that for this Tchaikovsky piece (I am praying that I finish it in time).

So the old saying is true? Dragons age like coal, ponies age like fish?
Anonymous

I’ve never heard that adage.

And I can’t think of anything funny to say.

There might be a Dragon Age joke in there somewhere, but I never played it.