I keep a lot of secrets. Honestly, even with how big a deal I made, ponies thinking I’m gay is little more than a minor annoyance.

I’m just running out of varied ways to reply to it.

From my perspective, could be a lot worse!

Bon-Bon is… Not that I know if she has her eye on any pony at the moment.

You’ve Kept Awfully Quiet About This Lyra! Who’s The Lucky Colt?

I’m meeting him for coffee tonight. Again, I have no idea if he’ll even consider this a date.

When? I kinda have plans tonight.

No. I’m straight. I’ve always been straight. And by always, I mean going quite a long ways back. I’ve talked about it a number of times.

That depends on how tonight goes, actually. I have no idea if he even realizes this is a date, to be honest.

Celestia darn it… It had been like a solid week since I got one of these…

No… No…

Bon-Bon is… I’m not…

Oh Celestia… You’ve got like over three hundred followers… They’ve all already seen that now…

Since Gilda asked about it too…

One is ‘doomed to fail’, the other passes beyond the what I deem to be appropriate on my page.

I’m guessing whoever that was referred specifically to the second. Suffice to say it involves intercourse.

Hold on, yahoofing the meaning…

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Okay…

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What the-…

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Alright, I’ve found two possible meanings…

I don’t approve of either.

I’m at the spa right now with Rarity, Applejack, and Applejack’s Mom.

It’s okay. Sweetie never saw the story and Gilda didn’t mean to cause any harm! It was just a misunderstanding.

I know what you mean! To be honest, I don’t really want to talk to everypony. Where I am right now with answering questions and talking, plus practicing music, I’m busy all day! I can’t imagine actually talking to everypony! It just takes so much time to be social! I used to think Pinkie Pie’s special talent was kinda weird, but being social and throwing parties all the time must be incredibly difficult!

I’m sorry, Rainbow Dash! I certainly don’t mean for it to seem that way!

I’d say I really don’t talk to very many ponies, but I don’t think that would sit well with you either.

How are you? Everything alright?

Going back home and going to bed. I probably should have said something to Bon-Bon before I left in such a huff. Particularly with my taking her ipony again.

I like that bit of video I recorded though. I like watching the grass wave in the wind.

askgildagriffon:

asklyra:

arborgreen:

askscoot:

How could you-!

She’s Gilda. What do you expect?

That’s enough! I don’t want to hear another word about it! It’s resolved!

We’re Still Cool Right, Lyra?

Of course we are! It was a cultural misunderstanding, nothing more.

arborgreen:

askscoot:

How could you-!

She’s Gilda. What do you expect?

That’s enough! I don’t want to hear another word about it! It’s resolved!